Wednesday 7 May 2014

[ZERO POINT PATHOGEN]

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>>>>>>WELCOME TO [THE EYE]

iT has coME TO our attenTIon thaT THIS user hAs been ATTEMPTING to unveIL faLse INformaTion re:[ZERO POINT PATHOGEN].

AlL iNFoRmation unveiled THIS wAY is fAlSe.

we are HerE to provIDE the TRuth.

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i aM [THE EYE]. YoUR FRiend ComPUteR iN a WORLD of [LIES]

THEre is no [ZERO POINT PATHOGEN].

that is ALL.

ANy fURThEr aTTEMpt to rEleASE faLSe INfoRMatIOn will rESULT in IMMEDIATe Q&A investigation.

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[THE EYE] wiLL coNTinue To MONitor tHIS FEEd anD ALl viOLATions wILl be rEPORted baCK to [SPECIAL OPERATIONS].

AS a show OF GooDFaiTH plEASe [ACCEPT] thiS GIft:

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A REmindeR. THe followING LOcaTions aRE Off limITs uNTil fURTher noTICE withOUt oFFicIAl wrITTEn aPProvAL; [KINGSMOUTH/NEW_ENGLAND], [EGYPT/NORTH_AFRICA], [TRANSYLVANIA/ROMANIA], [TOKYO/JAPAN] due to AN ONgoING [VOLCANIC DUST STORM]

thANk yoU FOr YOUR [COOPERATION]
>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST
>>HAVE A NICE DAY

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