tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2156006431489545442024-03-19T23:50:36.648-07:00Ghosted Algorithms>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>INITIATE G.H.O.S.T. INTERFACE<br>
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>>>>INTEGRATE 5K012-N HOMEBREW ALGORITHMAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-66734166324288284312016-08-11T10:30:00.001-07:002016-08-11T10:30:17.474-07:00Investigation Report: Day 1>>>>>ACTIVATE BARRY-OS<br />>>>>>BARRY-OS ACTIVATED<br />>>>>>>>DELTREE C://<br />>>>>>>>>>>EMPTY RECYCLEBIN<br />>>>>>>ERROR: RECYCLEBIN NOT FOUND<br />>>>>>>>>REBUILD DB REGISTRY<br />>>>>>>>><br />>>>>>>><br />>>>>>><br />>>>>>>>>BUILD COMPLETE<br />>>>>>INITIATE FILEPLAY<br /><br />[CLICK]<br />Hey guys! You all doing well?<br /><br />Did you see my upload from before?<br /><br />Good<br /><br />Ok, I won't bother you with the backstory, hopefully your familiar with all that. But I've been a very busy little bee today.<br /><br />I'm back in London, back in my house in fact, probably why this is being recorded clearly without static and shit!<br /><br />...<br /><br />Wait was that? Ha! No! <br /><br />Sorry, I thought I was chancing fate for a moment.<br /><br />Ok, right. So by now you've read about the Zed Head I dealt with in London?<br /><br />Yeah, so I've been looking for the fucker who started the whole thing. Aaand today is day one of my investigation, and I spent most of it with my thumb up my ass getting Jack and Shit from all over the place.<br /><br />Got a face mind. Greasy looking fucker. Long black hair, looks like a guy who hasn't been laid in a long time.<br /><br />I've needed to give him a name, something to go by.<br /><br />I figured Samedi would be good. You know, from Voodoo. I mean if this guy is making Zeds, then really he's just a modern witch-doctor. Only without the Diablo-esq doggies.<br /><br />So yeah... Samedi. <br /><br />I've got Barry on the case, he's running screen grabs on what CCTV I was able to jack into, but so far, fuck all.<br /><br />Heard back from the white coats at the Eye however.<br /><br />Yeah, they got a hold of the Zed Mother, did some tests. Found some weird stuff in her blood.<br /><br />[RUFFLE OF PAPER]<br /><br />ParaZydrate-Dehydro-Something. They're calling it PZD for the moment.<br /><br />So yeah, she had traces of this PZD shit in her system, they took it out and ran it through some tests, got the vid file here for you if interested.<br /><br />>>>>>>ATTACH: PZDTEST004.mov<br /><br />Sorry about the format, but they're Mac assholes, and honestly, I can't be fucked to convert it.<br /><br />So yeah, from what I gather these they gave it to some lab mouse, within seconds it had reached the poor fucker's brain, shrivelled it to one tenth's it size, and the little git tried to eat the other nice around it. Gave it some sort of super strength too, head butted it's cage bars and bent the shit outta them.<br /><br />Yeah, so... If this shit gets out into the mainstream, we're pretty much fucked.<br /><br />The white coats tried a few things, injection, ingestion, even rubbing it on the skin. Thankfully the last one didn't do anything. The ingestion however, yeah.<br /><br />Results weren't as fast as injection, but they ended up the same regardless. Apparently that took about two hours.<br /><br />Either way, if this Samedi guy gets it into the water supply, then London is going to go all 28 Days Later. And that can just fuck right off. <br /><br />Anyway, like I said. I got Barry checking the CCTV, we got a few back doors and worms doing their things. This Samedi turns up, I'll know.<br /><br />I'll keep you posted, but for now, stay vigilant, and don't let anyone stick you with needles, especially if they look like a Nightwish fan.<br /><br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-80040795235211895542016-08-11T00:55:00.001-07:002016-08-11T00:55:39.953-07:00Incident Report #3829>>>>>INITIATE BARRY-OS<br />>>>>BARRY-OS INITIATED<br />>>>>>>ACTIVATE WINAMP<br />>>>>>PLAY FINAL COUNTDOWN<br />>>>>TRACE EYELOC<br />>>>>>>>>>>>><br />>>>>>>>>><br />>>>>>><br />>>>>>>EYELOC TRACED<br />>>>>>>>DOWNLOAD INC3829.rtf<br />>>><br />>>>>>>>RUN INC3829.rtf<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> This is Agent Cox reporting at 0600, and I am joined by Agent Cornell<br /><br />Cornell: Do you mind not using my real name?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> What would you prefer? I know you are partial to pop culture references. I had thought about a Men in Black reference, but<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> But that would make us both Agent C.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Exactly.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Just use Skorn, OK?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Scorn? <br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED] no! Skorn, with a hard K!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> There's no need to swear Agent.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED] you<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Excuse me?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> You heard me, [CENSORED] you and your dog too!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> I don't...<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> You know what I [CENSORED]ing mean.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Anyway, I am joined by Agent Skorn. Agent, would you explain for the tape why you are here?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> ...fine. I mean [CENSORED] I'm here anyway, I might as well make it worth my [CENSORED]ing time, even if I think it's worth Jack [CENSORED] of our time.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Agent! Please mind your language.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED]<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Anyway...<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Ok, well [CENSORED], so apparently the big [CENSORED]s here thought it best I recount the events of the past eight hours personally, rather than reading the report that I already need to write up for my boss explaining why I've been [CENSORED]ing AWOL.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Indeed. My Seniors have become increasingly aware that your reports are not completed in time, nor to a level of detail that is deemed satisfactory. We could complain to your supervisor, but we understand that there is little else she can do to manage your behaviour.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED] you.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Agent!<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Fine. So I arrived on the scene at, oh I don't know, three O'Clock yesterday.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Was that AM or PM?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> PM<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> So Fifteen Hundred hours?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Yes<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Our records show you arriving on scene at Fifteen Twenty Two<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED] you<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> I'll take that as a confirmation.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> so I arrived at the site<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Which was?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Old Street underground station in [CENSORED]ing London, OK? Good. Anyway I arrived at the site, and had been told that there was a possible 103 on our hands.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> 103?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Zed attack<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Zed?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED]ing Zombies! You know this would be a lot [CENSORED]ing quicker if you just let me tell the [CENSORED]ing story!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Continue<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> We had a kid, boy, about six years old and his mother on the overground tracks. The station was on lockdown as they thought it was a... [CENSORED] what's the term? A one under. I guess this would be a two under?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> This isn't a joking matter.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Hmph! Well when I arrived the entire platform had been cleared out, and while it may have been a person or two under the train, there was clearly more to it. <br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Go on.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> The carriage had been moved off the site of impact, and it was clear that the kid had been hit first, there wasn't much left of him intact. The mother however was only missing her legs and an arm. The rest was pretty much intact. But when she saw me he stopped her lunch<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Her, what?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Oh did I leave that out? The [CENSORED] was eating her [CENSORED]ing kid's remains.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> That's horrible!<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> You get used to it. [CENSORED] you should see the [CENSORED] in Tokyo! Makes this look like [CENSORED]ing kids telly!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> So ummm... What did you... Did you do?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> You ok boss? You look a little green in the gills?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> I'm fine. Please continue.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> ok, so I Mozambiqued her Zed ass, you know, two in the chest, one in the head. Or is it one in the chest, and two in the head? I forget. Then put one in the kid just to make sure. You know, nuke him from orbit.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> You do realise we are talking about people here, right Agent?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> They're not people.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> What?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> You think I can do what I do and think of them as [CENSORED]ing people? [CENSORED] no! They're [CENSORED]ing Zeds and the only kind thing to do is put them out of their misery.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> But the kid<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Would have eventually turned, probably in the morgue while being examined. So yeah, no he's not a [CENSORED]ing problem, and he's not going to be biting any doc any time soon making more [CENSORED] Zed Heads. Got it?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Yes... I see.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Seriously dude, you really don't look good.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> I'm fine, please continue.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Not much else to say. One Zed dead, and one turner put out of his inevitable misery.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> I see, and the time by then was?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> oh I don't know, maybe three thirty?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> So ten minutes after you arrived?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Yes<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> So why was it then Agent that you only called the job in at a full twenty minutes after you said you finished? What were you doing for that time.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Oh that...<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Yes, can you explain?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> I was following up a lead.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> A lead?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Yes. You see, Zeds don't just come out of nowhere, they need to be made. Most common is another Zed biting them, but there's all sorts of other stuff.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Ok...<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> And as I was about to leave, the police admin chick, she showed me her camera footage. [CENSORED] don't look at me like that! I mean the CCTV stuff.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> And did you find anything interesting?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> [CENSORED] yeah! I got a copy of it here, see?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> You are referring to your flash drive?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Yes of course I am. [CENSORED]!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> And what did you find?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> So get this, the mother who turned, no bite marks or anything on her, but right here on this [CENSORED]ing vid we have some dude touching her on the neck!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> I don't see how a sexual pervert is responsible for a... 103.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> It's all on the video. As soon as he touches her neck there's this weird blemish or something there. I'm thinking he injected her with something, and not the usual Zed [CENSORED] but something new, probably an artificial catalyst or something.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> You mean a drug?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Now you get it! Just add water! I stand Zombie Apocalypse!<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> That's an interesting theory. Have you shared it with your handler?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Of course not! What sort of [CENSORED]ing idiot do you think I am?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Ok, listen Agent. I want you to return to London, right? See what else you can dig up on this guy in the video. I'll speak with your handler and get it cleared away.<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> On it.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> Oh and agent?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Hmm?<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> How'd you avoid being on the cameras yourself?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those dead-mutes.<br /><br /><b>Cox:</b> What?<br /><br /><b>Cornell:</b> Just call me the Laughing Man.<br /><br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-77385935801400416182016-07-25T10:09:00.002-07:002016-07-25T10:09:22.769-07:00CRITICAL REPORT: Demonic Symbiosis>>>>BARRY-OS ONLINE<br />
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>>>PLAY: JOURNEY<br />
>>>>>SYSTEM OVERRIDE - CODE MYRMIDON<br />
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Hey we on? Holy shit balls! We've got a green light! About fucking time!<br />
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So how goes it? You all good? It's been a while hasn't it?<br />
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You're telling me, it feels like fucking ages since I was here last, spreading the truth, and helping you, help me, saving the world.<br />
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So what's been going on in the world of the Super Dudes?<br />
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fuck me I hate that name<br />
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Ok well there has been an interesting development.<br />
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Firstly, I decided I was coming out from hiding. Yup! Your best buddy in the fucking inter-webs is back to his old self. Of course all this meant was regrowing my beard, and stop dying my hair. It may not sound like a lot, but you'll be amazed how unrecognisable I've been as a clean shaven blonde.<br />
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I've also been fucking miserable as shit, unable to look myself in the mirror and recognise my own face.<br />
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Well, something sparked this change, it wasn't out of no-where. Fuck no!<br />
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Let me play an audio file for you, and I think you'll get an idea of where all this came from.<br />
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>>>>>PLAY: DEMONSYNTHESISREPORT.MP3<br />
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This is Agent Nightfire and Agent Blazing Lion on... Friday the twelfth.<br />
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What?<br />
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Hey Bill, don't look at me like that. Yes we're going with Nightfire and Blazing Lion. No I don't think it sounds stupid. Shut up Bill!<br />
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So it's twenty hundred hours, and we are reporting on what the white coats are calling Type Nine Oh Nine Grade Pathogen. For reference I will be referring to it as simply Growth.<br />
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Our subject is apparently in his early thirties, ummm five foot nine, and with an athletic build.<br />
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...yes I'm calling it that Bill, I mean Blazing Lion! Ok, you've just lost Blazing Lion, now you're Agent Moist! You like that Moist? Ok good.<br />
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No you can't be Agent Athletic Build.<br />
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Look, KG asked us to report on this...<br />
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Ok... You know what? Fuck you Bill!<br />
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[TAPE CLICK]<br />
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Ok I am going to try again now, now that my partner is no longer allowed in the examination room.<br />
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[DISTANT SHOUTING] You hear that Bill? You're not part of my examination now! How's that for an athletic build?<br />
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[COUGH]<br />
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So the subject was sent to us after he recently collapsed while under deep cover by his splinter cell partners, including a Jar head, and a rather cute looking Asian girl. Damn this guy was lucky to be on a team with her, the things I would do if I was out in the field...<br />
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[COUGH]<br />
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Ok where was I? So the subject, an Agent Skorn... Seriously? That's how it's spelt? Who spells like that? He was brought in to us after collapsing in the field.<br />
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On initial checks we found that his body was ageing at a rate a-typical for a man of his age. His organs almost drying up when we scanned them. Our white coats believe it is due to prolonged exposure to serum k-six, the type we give to our super-agents to keep them fighting fit.<br />
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K-six is usually issued in small dosages, designed to be used over the space of a few weeks at most, but apparently this guy had something new.<br />
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[RUFFLING PAPERS]<br />
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Here you go, a sub-dermal implant that extracted requirements out of his own waste and re-purposed it into K-six.<br />
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Wow, I'll be honest here, I'm amazed he's still alive if he's had this stuff in his body for over six months, never mind the literal year plus he has been in the field.<br />
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On further analysis it revealed that the subject's body was rejecting the k-six, and as such his body was going into total shutdown.<br />
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Oh<br />
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At oh four hundred hours, he was declared dead.<br />
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Hmmm...<br />
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Oh right.<br />
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Oh seven five nine, subject was examined by on site coroner to determine cee oh dee, and after cracking him open, the found...<br />
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...what?<br />
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Ok, it says here that they found his very heart itself to be covered in a solid rock like substance, and... Holy God! It began glowing!<br />
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Then... Oh no...<br />
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He woke up! Screaming...<br />
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Jesus, imagine that?<br />
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So they stitched him back up, but found that the same glowing rock like substance had spread, and was... emerging? Yes, emerging around his left forearm.<br />
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Shortly afterwards, scans revealed his tissue was regenerating to it's previous healthy state, and... Oh and here is where I come in.<br />
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Subject sent to Pathogen Research Labs.<br />
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Ok... So... Excuse me, I'm going to throw up...<br />
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Hey again! Yup you're back with your ol' buddy Skorn again!<br />
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That's right fuckers! So the company fucked with my body just enough that I fucking died! But it seemed that the universe or whoever didn't want me to stay dead, fuck no!<br />
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So what was the deal? Well it seems that the... What did they call it? 909-Grade Pathogen was, how do I put it? Hell Growth.<br />
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Yup, when my body gave out, something inside me reacted and took over.<br />
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What this means is that my metabolism has stabilised as I'm no longer taking the stuff from the Company, however I did spend a few weeks in quarantine while they established, that no, I wasn't a fucking zombie, and no, I certainly wasn't contagious.<br />
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One by product that I had was that forearm mass they mentioned. Yeah, had that stuck there for most of the time, but the moment it came into contact with my babies, you know, my dukes, my deciders, my guns, it changed. It turned into a set of guns itself!<br />
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Crazy, and then afterwards, it was reawakened into my own fucking body!<br />
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Now I feel like SpiderMan when he found the black suit! I can summon these demon guns, or that arm stuff, which in turn seems to help with my understanding of Hell Speak, at will! The rest of the time I just look like charming ol' me!<br />
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Plus I feel fucking fantastic!<br />
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So yeah, what's why I'm back baby! I've had enough of being someone I'm not, I lead a fucking Demon Legion in the 30 second war! I'm going to be me, and let the fucking Snake quiver in it's piss filled boots!<br />
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>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />
>>HAVE A NICE DAYAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-69166765962164330592015-11-05T00:21:00.001-08:002015-11-05T00:21:38.088-08:00Agents of Misfortune>>>>>>BARRYOS ACTIVE<br />>>>PREPARE UPLOAD<br />>>>>>>UPLOAD COMMENCED<br /><br />Hello? Are we green?<br /><br />Yeah we're green!<br /><br />Alright! So dudes and dudettes, how ya'll been? I've been better. Bored as fuck as I follow my orders and keep my head down for fear of having it bitten off by a pissed off snake.<br /><br />Did you know that apparently they have a bounty on my head? Apparently I'm worth only $500,000! Seriously?! I'd have thought I was worth at least double that! I mean fuck! The boss and Emo Boy are rated at like four times that! <br /><br />From what I've seen they say that she is a master strategist and manipulator, able to infiltrate any secure location through a superior intelligence, immaculate planning unmatched close combat abilities and irresistible seduction technique, while he can shoot a penny at a thousand yards blind folded and carries around enough weaponry to keep a small army going.<br /><br />I've heard they even have nicknames among the Snake Soldiers, from what I've heard she's being called Killer Queen and he's got the nickname Gun-Show, or at least that's their nicknames this week, last week they were doing the whole 'Avengers' thing, she was Black Widow and he was Hawk Eye. Fuck knows what it will be next week.<br /><br />You know what word on the wire says my nickname is? Tech-Head. Seriously, I sound like a fucking He-Man action figure! Which is both awesome and terribly sad at the same time.<br /><br />Apparently I can hack into any internet based system, which isn't <i>too</i> far from the truth, but it means that for the time being the Snake have taken their servers offline to local ports only. According to word on the wire they believe that this has neutralised my threat as the only way I could do them any damage now is if I got onto a base directly, which without the help of Killer Queen or Gun Show would be impossible.<br /><br />Fucking dicks!<br /><br />It wasn't that long ago that they claimed I was one third of the most evil trio in the world who engineered the Tokyo Incident, now I'm a fucking side kick neutered by simply taking a server offline.<br /><br />The boss tells me that this is all part of their plan, that they are trying to get under my skin, that our profiles suggest I will be the most likely to crack to a bruised ego so they are trying to do that, to lure me out by myself so they can put a bee-sized bullet in my brain and take me out of the equation. That I am not a neutered sidekick but an invaluable leg of a killer tripod and that the snake knows this and is trying to use it against me.<br /><br />I dunno guys, I believe her. Why wouldn't I? She's my boss, and my girl. I mean shit, I followed her back from the literal heart of Hell just to propose to her, but seeing the wire full off the shit the Snake spews of me, it just gets me so fucking angry!<br /><br />[SOUND OF RUSTLING PAPER]<br /><br />I've tried to distract myself by hunting down more info on those angel dudes. This is the second time we've seen them and this time they did something to us.<br /><br />Fuck, I sound like I should be pointing on doll where the <i>nasty angel</i> people touched us.<br /><br />But I got fuck all!<br /><br />I've searched high and low, and all I can find is enochian gibberish and Native American shit about visitors from space!<br /><br />Our encounter with these guys feels like so long ago now. I don't even know if it was real<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-42476838419391320752015-10-23T08:36:00.001-07:002015-10-23T08:36:19.005-07:00Q&A Archive: Halloween.txt>>>>>>INITIATE BARRYOS<br />>>>>>BARRYOS INITIATED<br />>>>>>>>UPLOAD COOKIES<br />>>>>>>MMMMMM COOKIES<br />>>>>DOWNLOAD HALLOWEEEN.TXT<br />>>>>>DISPLAY FILE<br /><br />[AUDIBLE CLICK]<br />Great you got that on? Wonderful! I'm so [CESORED] happy to know that everything I'm about to say will be recorded.<br /><br />[REDACTED]<br /><br />What? Now you want me to tell you about [CENSORED] Halloween? <br /><br />[TAPPING ON METAL]<br /><br />Fine I'll tell you about [CENSORED] Halloween!<br /><br />[CENSORED] me this just gets more and more [CENSORED] up!<br /><br />Ok so get this! Every year on October thirty first, little children from around the world dress up as ghosts and witches and go beg for sweeties from adults!<br /><br />How's that? You [CENSORED] happy now? Can I go?<br /><br />You know I have a [CENSORED] job to do right? You know? We have those [REDACTED] with their glowing wings and [CENSORED] to track down? <br /><br />No? You'd rather I sit here and talk about a [CENSORED] kiddies holiday?<br /><br />[REDACTED] <br /><br />Fine! Ok if it will get me the [CENSORED] outta here!<br /><br />Ok, so Halloween; kiddies think it's all about sweeties and fancy dress, but you know what? That [CENSORED] ain't the half of it! <br /><br />You been to [REDACTED] recently? Or any time for the past two, three years? Yeah it's stuck in perpetual [CENSORED] Halloween!<br /><br />I swear it's like running around in a [CENSORED] Twilight movie! [CENSORED]! Why couldn't it be stuck in permanent Christmas or something? Eternal crisp snow and reindeer bells or something?<br /><br />Think that's a coincidence? Think that there's no reason why it's stuck like that? Nah there's no coincidence! There's a reason behind it, but I'll be [CENSORED] if I have a clue what it is.<br /><br />Who knows, maybe it all comes down to [REDACTED], you know? <br /><br />They say that on Halloween the veil between the living world and the spirit world is at it's thinnest, that the dead can walk the world, well the dead most certainly are walking around Kingsmouth! But that's because of the mist though, isn't it?<br /><br />But think of it this way, if the veil is at it's thinnest on that day, what about everything else? I've seen reports in my time of crazy [CENSORED]jobs using spirits to power machines or give them beyond human powers. <br /><br />[SOUND OF A FIST HITTING A TABLE]<br /><br />Of course! That's how we do it!<br /><br />[REDACTED] <br /><br />That Snake Demon [CENSORED] wants to [CENSORED] with us, we use Kingsmouth against him! We pierce the veil and unleash a torrent of ghost [CENSORED] at him!<br /><br />[REDACTED]<br /><br />What?!? You mean we can't do that?<br /><br />[CENSORED]!<br /><br />Great so now what?<br /><br />[REDACTED]<br /><br />Fine! Ok I'll just keep sitting here giving you reports then...<br /><br />What's next?<br /><br />[REDACTED]<br /><br />No [REDACTED] ain't real, neither is [REDACTED] or the [REDACTED]!<br /><br />[REDACTED]<br /><br />What! You've gotta be [CENSORED] me! [REDACTED] is real? Well [CENSORED] me!<br /><br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-67523871530007552622015-07-24T09:30:00.001-07:002015-07-24T09:30:16.931-07:00FUCKYOU.TXT>>>>>>>>BARRYOS ONLINE<br />>>>>>>CONNECTION ESTABLISHED<br />>>>>>>>FTP UPLOAD ACTIVE<br /><br />Hello? This coming through?<br /><br />Ah good! Yup we got a green light!<br /><br />Ok so... How you been?<br /><br />Fuck me it's been batshit crazy here the past few months.<br /><br />No doubt you've noticed the total drop off of news about us? About Tokyo?<br /><br />Yup standard tactics there for the Snake and it's fucking PR department. They flood the media with terribad news and get everyone shitting bricks about it like its the end of the fucking world or something, then move onto the next big bad that will shock people!<br /><br />As long as we stay on the down-low, stop rocking the boat and essentially play their fucking game, then they stop bothering you. The problem here is I have no interest in playing their game!<br /><br />I wanna jump up on the table! I wanna shove a lighter into the smoke detector! And I want to stand there covered in sprinkler water with two middle fingers shoved right into the camera of whatever snake-fuck operator is currently watching!<br /><br />[LOUD SMASH]<br /><br />But the boss doesn't like that idea. She says I need to keep my head down and weather it all out.<br /><br />If it was just me then I wouldn't have a problem, I've taken risks before and i'd march straight up to that pussy-whipped demon's board room, strap a nuke to my forehead and knut him into oblivion!<br /><br />But it's not just me is it? There's two other operatives in on this, one of them who I would never want to put in harms way unnecessarily.<br /><br />So I follow orders, I lie lay and wait. And eventually once in done waiting we'll get the orders to make a move and like that we'll kick the teeth in of that twat-face!<br /><br />[LOUD SMASH]<br /><br />Seriously! What. The. Fuck! I had to shave off my beard for fucks sake!<br /><br />My fucking beard! I've had that for what? Ten fucking years! But the company says it's too much of a distinguishing feature! So off the fuck it goes!<br /><br />I swear I will find that demon-fuck and will rip out his oesophagus through his fucking ass hole!<br /><br />I lead the fucking undefeated eight seven nine one to victory in hell itself! We killed an abomination that was quite literally a giant fucking cock with claws! And now I'm supposed to be afraid of a dick in a suit?<br /><br />Fuck...<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-43921209387635128932015-05-11T09:25:00.001-07:002015-05-11T09:25:38.902-07:00Communications Going Dark>>>>>>INITIATE BARRY-OS<br />>>>>>>BARRY-OS ONLINE<br />>>>>>>REROUTE TRACKING<br />>>>>>>ACTIVATE COMMS<br /><br />Is this thing working?<br /><br />Good!<br /><br />This is Codename Skorn coming to you from a secure location.<br />[STATIC]<br />Sadly because of recent activity things have had to take a more secretive route than usual.<br />[STATIC]<br />I'm guessing by now you've all seen the news broadcast, and I'm asking you [STATIC]please don't believe it.<br /><br />The powers that be would have you believe that me and those like me are responsible for the Tokyo incident. That is a [STATIC]lie.<br /><br />There are forces at work here. The Snake being one of them and maybe even The Company themselves.<br /><br />[STATIC]<br /><br />They want us dead. <br /><br />Hundreds, if not thousands died as a result of the Tokyo Incident and it made 911 look like a day at the fair.<br /><br />[STATIC]<br /><br />They are now trying to pin this on us.<br /><br />Lily Engel the Snake's chairwoman has gone and where or by whom is up for debate, but they are pinning this on us.<br /><br />Everything you are seeing now is all spin-doctored bullshit, as they try to make things as difficult and painful for us as possible.<br /><br />Do not believe their lies!<br /><br />[STATIC]<br /><br />I am worried I will have to go dark for a while. <br /><br />As far as I am aware me and my team have been black-listed. Scrubbed from data banks and no record exists of our employment with The Company.<br />[STATIC]<br />Do not try and find us.<br /><br />My research will continue and I will reveal what I can when I can.<br /><br />[STATIC]<br /><br />Mum? Dad? I'm sorry. I can't even imagine what you must be going through. I just need some time and everything will be straightened out.<br /><br />You just need to believe me when I tell you [STATIC] I didn't do what they are saying I did<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-45409411351180981892015-01-29T10:00:00.001-08:002015-01-29T10:36:40.596-08:00A Return to Hell and the 30 Second War>>>>>>BARRY ONLINE<br />>>>>>>ACTIVATE TRANSMISSION<br /><br />We're on? Great.<br /><br />Ok I don't know how to say this; as it is the craziest thing I've ever had to admit to, possibly even crazier than my shit about the Dreamers or the Snake.<br /><br />I just took part in some epic as fuck war on the planes of Hell itself.<br /><br />Demon versus Demon with me at the front of one side as we fought against an uprising army trying to overthrow the very monarchy itself and wage a direct war on our world.<br /><br />Anyway, what follows is a series of audio logs I managed to record once I had managed to rejigger my phone to work over there.<br /><br />Of course these logs don't start for a while, so first a bit of a back story for you.<br /><br />Earlier today I was called back to London by The Company. Apparently there was a small paperwork issue with my previous employer and they wanted it fixed before <i>nothing</i> turned into <i>something</i>.<br />[COUGH]<br /><br />Sorry about that, so where was I? That's right, I was on the tube heading to Westminster when we had just left Euston station. Something was different, something felt wrong and I could hear a noise like static building in my ears over and over.<br /><br />Without any control I grabbed my head and let out a scream, a manly scream I might add and clenched my eyes shut to try and stop the agonising pain that was wracking my head.<br /><br />Then the pain and the noise stopped.<br /><br />Seriously! It just upped and fucking stopped! In fact everything had stopped. The noise of the tracks below us, the rustle of the annoying as shit commuters with their newspapers, all gone.<br /><br />I opened my eyes and nearly fucking shat myself.<br /><br />Of course my phone was pretty much dead, I had forgotten to charge it the night before and you know how iPhones are. Well I managed to squeeze enough juice out of it to grab this photo:<br />[IMPORT PHOTO036841]<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJJqwD47ARqKLYAUgAMrljyksI009hStzZiI9qcg1Xa4YD9PJYmEKp_SKxZCy4ebr-FBWqT4LA3WPTEjjqkoSRHXOkK4aw0w-b_ccitXnT92iYOE6Q30FAVzXBw9jRcUU2QUO-s8kRceo2/s288/iphone_photo.jpg'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJJqwD47ARqKLYAUgAMrljyksI009hStzZiI9qcg1Xa4YD9PJYmEKp_SKxZCy4ebr-FBWqT4LA3WPTEjjqkoSRHXOkK4aw0w-b_ccitXnT92iYOE6Q30FAVzXBw9jRcUU2QUO-s8kRceo2/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='362' height='242' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br /><br />Yeah I know, it looks like Hell right? That's because it fucking is! Trust me I've been there before, I know Hell when I see it.<br /><br />Anyway; first things first was to try and establish a location and what if any immediate danger I was in.<br /><br />Well I was still in the train carriage, only I was alone and the carriage was just there by itself, no other train parts, just sitting in Hell with me inside it.<br /><br />Any threat? Well I was in Hell so clearly there was some sort of a threat, a demon or something just waiting to eat my insides, but nothing that I could see.<br /><br />So - step two: get help.<br /><br />This was the problem. For some reason my phone's battery was dying fast. I mean these things eat through battery power like nothing ever made before (3rd Age tech maybe?) but this was insane.<br /><br />Anyway I tried calling, but nothing, no signal, no bars, no fucking wi-fi! I was cut off with no visible way of getting back and to top it all off I had left my guns at a fucking dropbox so as to not rouse any suspicion if anyone wanted to check my ticket or whatever.<br /><br />Well there was no point in worrying or stressing, best foot forward and all that stiff upper lip bullshit!<br /><br />So I travelled for what must have been half a day in a straight line. I know it was that long because when I arrived the Sun was rising and by this point it was preparing to set.<br /><br />Anyway I had travelled for half a day when I came across a patrol of some sort, no idea who they were or what they were doing out in the wastes of Hell, but the moment they saw me they tried to attack me, and even after I had smashed one of their heads repeatedly over a rock, the other still wouldn't talk.<br /><br />But that was ok, they had on then Demon-Tech including some sort of communications tool, this was great! I could integrate that Infernal tech into my own phone and use it's power source to keep my phone going.<br /><br />Yeah, not a great idea.<br /><br />I was able to get my phone logging what happened, plus it worked as a comms unit later on, but that was it. The camera got fucked by the Hell power source and I still couldn't call home.<br /><br />So rather than waffle on about my logs, why don't I play them for you?<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 001<br />[BEGIN RECORDING]Holy duck fuck! It's working!<br />[SOUNDS OF EXCITED CLAPPING]<br /><br />Ok this is Company Agent Skorn reporting in from Hell itself.<br /><br />As I record this I'm bunkered down in what I think is a cave network in a mountain that overlooks a Demon town or city.<br /><br />I don't know how I was brought here or why, and the only weapon I have is a big fuck off sword that I stole from a demon patrol that I killed.<br /><br />I'm going to get some sleep now.<br /><br />If someone in the company gets this message, please find Agent Takahashi, tell her where I am and that I love her.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 002<br />Ok it's the next morning now. I had fuck all sleep thanks to the air, it's like breathing in constant lungfuls of burning sulphur. <br /><br />Anyway, turns out what looked like a town down below was actually a large camp. I can see now a shit tonne of tents and what appears to be weapons.<br /><br />Whoever they are they appear to be preparing for war and on a big scale.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 003<br />Right, update. They are definitely gearing up for war. A patrol got close to my cave and found me. I managed to kill most of them but there was too many. They took me to their commander and in that filthy Hell Speak that shit-head explained the basics.<br /><br />So from what I can tell they are a group of demons who are on the run after some civil unrest that knocked the King off his throne.<br /><br />Having me here is as confusing for them as it is me, so fuck knows why I'm here.<br /><br />The grunts wanted to eat me, but the Commander stopped them, something about me being able to speak Demon.<br /><br />Anyway, they've given me food and I'm now about to get some rest.<br /><br />I'd be lying outta my ass if I said I wasn't scared, but I think about Agent Takahashi and what she would do in this situation and how I'm going to make sure I can get back and see her again.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 004<br />We've been on the move now for three days. According to Gurgle; that's what I'm calling the Commander because his dialect sounds like a fucking gurgling baby, he thinks it's a name that in Human means <i>Strong Leader</i> or some shit like that and so has started using it himself. Now that's fucking hilarious!<br /><br />Anyway, Commander Gurgle says we're travelling to see some demonic shaman, says this guy will tell us why I'm here and explain some sort of prophesy or something.<br /><br />I'm fucked if I know what he's talking about.<br /><br />I'm sorry for not making more logs, but it's hard to think about what to record when all you can see is mile after mile of red sand and fire.<br /><br />Plus while these logs feel like the only thing keeping me sane, I'm five days now in this shit hole and I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever get back, and these recordings are just reminding me of what I'm missing.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 005<br />Another two days have passed but we're finally here.<br /><br />Or at least we should be. The place has been destroyed by whoever this Commander Gurgle is fighting. The Shaman was living in some wooden shit-shack and it's all gone now.<br /><br />The Shaman himself was still alive, just about, and now they have asked me to keep feeding this dude water and food to help him recover.<br /><br />Fuck knows why, I've not seen shit in the form of civilisation or anything out here, just sand, fire and more fucking sand.<br /><br />Fuck I'm pissed off!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 006<br />The Shaman's dead.<br /><br />He told me some shit, but none of it makes any sense.<br /><br />He told me that I was brought here for a reason, that I was going to help these demon dudes by resorting the rightful king or whatever that shit means.<br /><br />He said that I had a gift, but as I explained to him; being able to understand Demonic doesn't really help us all that much!<br /><br />Fuck! I wish you were here Holly, you'd know what to do.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 007<br />Commander Gurgle isn't happy.<br /><br />We've been travelling now for another... Fuck I don't know how many days! I think it was four.<br /><br />He says we're going to meet up with another three armies and when we do we'll be storming the King's palace.<br /><br />Frankly I just want to get some water that doesn't taste like shit.<br /><br />I miss Coke! Regular, not that Diet Coke shit! Or even that Zero; same great coke taste my fucking arse!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 008<br />I wonder what everyone is doing back home?<br /><br />Are they missing me? It must have been; what? A month now? <br /><br />I'd like to think that Holly's got a whole legion of Agents searching for me, but even if they do come to Hell, the only regular ways in are via the portals, and they all seem to be located around the central hubs, not out here in the fucking dust-swirls.<br /><br />I miss you so much<br />[QUIET SOBBING]<br />FUCK! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 009<br />We've made it to the coast. Yup I didn't know that Hell had a Coast either.<br /><br />The sea is like everything else, red and looks like it would poison ten shades of shit out of you if you do much as dipped a toe in it.<br /><br />One other army was here waiting for us, so I'm guessing it's the meeting spot, but Gurgle isn't talking to me anymore. Apparently he has grown tired of my voice and blames me for the death of the Shaman-dude.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 010<br />Update: Just met the Commander of the other army. This guy seems to have heard of the prophecy about me too.<br /><br />He called me the Catalyst and said that I was here to either save Hell or ruin it.<br /><br />The thing is; I'm not sure which result would be better for Earth.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 011<br />Still no sign of the third army and its getting late. We've been here for three days and they should have arrived before anyone else. The other Commander thinks we should send out search parties. Gurgle disagrees.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 012<br />Update: Gurgle has changed his mind and tomorrow a search party is being sent to search for the missing army. I wish I could claim responsibility for the change of heart, but it was the other Commander. For a demon he is remarkably eloquent. <br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 013<br />You know, it's funny the things you begin to miss.<br /><br />It's been what? About 6, maybe even 8 weeks now since I arrived here, still no sign of the search party returning and the last few days have just been spent drinking foul water and eating what I can only describe as rancid meat. To the minions of Hell this shit must be like bread and butter to them.<br /><br />Originally I missed telly and chocolates, then that turned into roast dinners, pizzas and Chinese food, now I just want... Fuck it, I don't know. I can't even remember what fresh water tastes like.<br /><br />I remember I used to enjoy freshly squeezed orange juice. They had a stall in Camden down the road from our house that sold it. For the life of me I can't remember what it tasted like, only that I really liked it.<br /><br />Certain things go without saying; namely Holly, Isaac and the techies back at The Company. I remember there was this one dude there who claimed to be an even bigger fan of the Alien films than me and used to show off his work cubicle filled with decades of merchandise to prove it. Of course this dude, while being pretty damn cooler was as old as my dad, so he's had many more decades of collecting chances than me, which of course I point out to him every time he tries to play it big-man and all.<br /><br />You know, I still miss films. And music. And cartoons. You know, shit to watch while you're bored. Here's there's nothing but the daily Sand Bug Arena, just something the demon grunts cooked up by capturing the local wildlife and making them fight each other. It's pretty barbaric, but fuck it eh? We're in Hell.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 014<br />The scouts are back and balls! They bring bad news. The entire army; massacred. The Commanders are taking it bad, and the grunts say we're going to make a push for the capital soon.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 015<br />It's official, the push begins tomorrow. They've already begun building pylons to transport us right to the foot of the palace.<br /><br />You know what's silly, in the time I've been here; which by the way has been roughly 13 weeks, I worked it out this morning. <br /><br />Anyway, in the time I've been here, I've began to grow attached to these grunts. I have no idea how to pronounce their names, I just call them Toothy, Horny, Scaly, that sort of crap. <br /><br />But yeah, each and every one of them are alright. They're just soldiers doing what their Commander tells them to, which of course was for a time trying to occupy locations on Earth. I guess it makes sense really, every culture has done it before.<br /><br />Of course some of the legion are less hospitable. The Gnaws as I call them, strange twisted human remains that crawl on all fours; their brains are no more advanced than a stupid dog so can only follow basic commands, and the succubi seem so addicted to sexual endorphins that it's the only thing they think about it.<br /><br />Ha! It's funny, I had a Succubus find it's way to my tent earlier. Normally they're kept in their own pen where they're fed raw meat and left to fornicate with each other, but as a <i>treat</i> for the troops before tomorrow's big push, their pen was opened and they were allowed to roam as they pleased, and let me tell you; they do not accept no as an answer. I had to claim to be a eunuch for this one to leave me alone. The other boys here can have these sex-demons if they want, but I've got something even better to keep me warm at night and that's the love of the most wonderful woman I've ever had the honour of meeting.<br />[LAUGHTER]<br />You know, I have no idea how tomorrow is going to go, but I know at the very least I will find a way back home. Don't you worry Holly! It may have taken about three months, but I'm coming home!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 016<br />It's the morning before, everyone is really psyched about this!<br />[GUTTURAL ROARS]<br />Can you hear that? They are literally carving runes and stuff into their flesh to get themselves ready! Isaac would love this shit! So much testosterone out there it's fucking insane!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT LOG 017<br />Ok this is my last log report. I'll be using this Hell-Tech to communicate with the rest of the Legion, apparently Gurgle has big plans for me, I'm going to be at his right hand while we storm the palace, kill the usurping Commander and free the King from his prison. <br /><br />One thing I'm not so sure about; the other Commander; Stinky, well he said that I needed to find some red crystal shit that should be below the throne room, doing so will put everything right again, apparently only I can do this and that was the whole deal with that Damned prophecy.<br /><br />Yeah I don't know, but these dudes have been good to me. They could have just killed me but they gave me food and drink, clean clothes and my own tent, plus they're getting me home too, so hey I guess I owe them.<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 001<br />[DEMONIC ROAR]<br />STINKY! WE'RE THROUGH! Send the rest of the legion! NOW!<br />[CRACKLE]<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 002<br />[EXPLOSIONS, CLASHING METAL & BACKGROUND SHOUTING]<br />GRUMPY! GET YOUR SHORT FUCKING ASS OVER HERE!!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 003<br />THE GATES ARE OPEN!! STINKY! KEEP THEM OFF ME & GURGLE!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 004<br />[DISTORTED DEEP ROAR]<br />What...the...fuck...is...that?<br />[DEMONIC SCREAMS]<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 005<br />STINKY! NO!! Get back from that thing! <br /><br />No!<br /><br />STINKY!!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 006<br />[MUFFLED VOICES]<br />Fuck... Fuck it got Stinky!<br /><br />Gurgle, you there?<br /><br />Gurgle?<br /><br />Gurgle!<br /><br />...fuck<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 007<br />LEGION EIGHT SEVEN NINE ONE! LISTEN TO ME!!<br /><br />I KNOW I AM NOT A COMMANDER, BUT I HOLD COMMANDER GURGLE'S SWORD AND WE CAME HERE FOR A REASON!!<br /><br />NOW ARE WE GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET A GIANT FAT SHIT FACE DEMON WITH TWELVE DICKS FUCK US LIKE LITTLE BITCHES?<br />[DEMONIC SHOUTING]<br />NO! WE'RE NOT! WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THAT DICK FACE THAT WE'RE THE ONES WHO DO THE FUCKING!<br /><br />REMEMBER WHY WE ARE HERE! <br /><br />WE'RE HERE TO PUT THE TRUE KING OF HELL ON HIS THRONE!<br /><br />WE'RE HERE TO TAKE BACK OUR CITY!<br /><br />AND WE'RE HERE SO THAT IN GENERATIONS TO COME THE DEMONSPAWN WILL HEAR TALES OF THIS BATTLE AND BE TOLD THAT IT WASN'T A BATTLE OF A PUSSY ARMY KICKING THE BUTT OF A SHITTY MILITIA!<br /><br />NO! IT WAS A PUSSY UPSTART ARMY BETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY THE UNSTOPPABLE, THE UNBEATABLE, THE UNDEFEATED EIGHT. SEVEN. NINE. ONE!!<br />[DEMONIC ROARS]<br />LET'S ROCK!<br /><br />>>>>>>>IMPORT SOUNDBITE 008<br />Horny! Toadface! I need your help, if I don't make it; get this to The Eye, to Agent Takahashi! Do you understand?<br /><br />Good.<br />...<br />NOW WHO WANT'S SOME?<br /><br />GET SOME MOTHERFUCK[END RECORDING]<br /><br /><br />And I guess that's that.<br /><br />Of course I've yet to explain what happened afterwards.<br /><br />Obviously we kicked their asses and the demon legion and I made it into the palace where we twatted the wannabe king and found the red crystal shit before all sorts of crazy shit went down.<br /><br />So I learned a few things, you remember that white suited occultologist who we were following when we first went into Hell? Well if you remember he's now the King of Hell.<br /><br />The Legion I was with? They were loyal to him and he was basically the only thing that was keeping the legions of Hell from invading Earth. By pitting the Demon Houses against each other, they were too busy with infighting to pose a threat. This new King? He wanted to unite the Houses and take the combined might of Hell to Earth, to do so he used some super charged Hell-Crystal that gave him the power to imprison the real King and exile the loyal Legions.<br /><br />From what I can tell it was this crystal which somehow pulled me through into Hell, and when I touched it the energy released not only pretty much killed the wannabe king but also returned me back home.<br /><br />Of course I say back home, what I actually mean was back on the underground what I am pretty sure was exactly 30 seconds after I was pulled into Hell.<br /><br />Three whole fucking months passed for me but for everyone else it was just a shitty thirty seconds,<br /><br />And you know what was worse? I still had to go and meet my old boss and get the fucking paperwork sorted!<br /><br />If it wasn't for the Hell-Tech left in my pocket, the fact I was back in my own normal clothes, sitting in the exact same place, I'd have thought maybe I'd nodded off and had a dream.<br /><br />But the evidence is right here for you all to see.<br /><br />I don't know if anyone will remember the thirty second war, and I have no idea if I'll ever see Horny, Toad Face or any of the other Grunts, but I guess we'll see.<br /><br />For now it's time for me to get this uploaded and go see someone who I haven't seen in a long time!<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-56489538477176544652015-01-26T09:35:00.001-08:002015-01-26T09:35:32.897-08:00The Gifted Ones>>>>>>>OROCHI-OS OVERWRITTEN<br />>>>>>>>BEGIN OS PURGE<br />>>>>>>>OS PURGE INITIATED<br />>>>>>>><br />>>>>>><br />>>>>><br />>>>>>>>OS PURGE COMPLETE<br />>>>>>>>DOWNLOADING NEW OS<br />>>>>>>>DOWNLOAD COMPLETE<br />>>>>>>>INSTALL NEW COMMAND PROTOCOL<br />>>>>>>>BOOTING NEW OS COMMAND<br />>>>>>>>LOADING BARRY-OS<br />>>>>>>><br />>>>>>>>WELCOME TO BARRY-OS<br /><br />And we have a green light! We're go!<br /><br />If you're reading this then that means my reverse engineering of an Orochi Mech has worked and I now have my own <i>semi</i> autonomous AI. Once we get back to Camden I'll be sure to dock it in with my rig and get us some automatic temperature and light controls.<br /><br />You probably can't tell from my writing, but I am geeking out <i>so</i> fucking much right now!<br />[COUGH]<br />Anyway that's not what I'm here to discuss with you all.<br /><br />Nope.<br /><br />Today, as well as showing off my new A.I. controller, I'm also going to be talking about those of us who walk among you who have a gift.<br /><br />Now I'm not talking the sort you get for fucking Christmas. Fuck no! <br /><br />I'm talking about Professor X and the fucking X Men sort of gifts!<br /><br />So we recently learned more about Fear Nothing Foundation; remember them? The fucked up summer camp that was bending the mind's of the kids who went there like they were fucking spoons!<br /><br />Turns out they also have a school for the gifted or whatever bullshit tag you want to give it.<br /><br />So I have no real idea how, but they took these kids and moulded them, trying to eliminate anything that they deemed as a weakness while promoting strengths. <br /><br />Does that sound familiar? It should as that's what the fucking Nazis tried to do, only difference is with the Nazis we weren't talking about super powers.<br /><br />Or are we?<br /><br />Let's just think about it for a second, yeah?<br /><br />We know without a doubt of two things:<br /><br />1). The Nazis had this thing about blonde people and all that <i>super race</i> crap.<br /><br />2). We also know that the Nazis were interested in the occult and had an actual division dedicated to researching that shit.<br /><br />Ok so how am I going to put 1 and 2 together? And will it make 3 or 5?<br /><br />Well let's just step back a second right? Remember what I told you about Thor and his brother?<br /><br />No? Ok let me go over this again as it's been a while.<br /><br />So you all know of Thor right? I'm not talking that hair-model we have in the dumb ass Whedon movie, no I mean the one from Nordic lore; the "don't fuck with me or I'll zap your ass with lightning and squash you with a fucking hammer" Thor!<br /><br />Well it's not hard to think that he was like me and the others like him, just look at Agent L who I team with? He quite literally has the gift of summoning lightning and regular smashed bad guy's faces in with his hammer. It's like he's the modern emo version of Thor himself.<br /><br />So what if the Nazis were trying to learn more about the old-Gifted, found out that Thor and Odin and Loki were just as real as you and I, and we're trying to somehow breed that into their offspring?<br /><br />I mean fuck! They were digging all around Europe, is it really hard to believe that maybe they dug too deep somewhere and learned something they shouldn't have?<br /><br />Just look at it all, the Nazis start digging around in Central Europe when the Allies say that enough is enough and wage war! Fuck we've seen the shit that lives in Romania, I know first hand how it is all connected to the Sleeping Whisperers! What if the Second World War was actually to stop them releasing an Old God? <br /><br />Is that so hard to believe? Really?<br /><br />Until the last weekend I would have agreed with you until I learned something the hard way.<br /><br />Paul Simon, partner to Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle fame, he was a Gifted.<br /><br />Yeah I know how this sounds, it's like I'm going into the 'Beyoncé and Jay Z belong to The Company' territory along with Obama being a lizard man or some shit like that.<br /><br />I know it sounds crazy, but just hear me out.<br /><br />You see there are two types of Gifted, maybe even more, but at least two for sure.<br /><br />The first are like me, H and L along with Thor and the like. We're kinda like the good guys, and if you need any proof just look at our gifts; we can summon bright colourful powers of the elements! <br />Oh... And read demonic in my case.<br />[SIGH]<br />Anyway, then we see the other side, the 'bad' guys if you will. With us it's all sparkly twilight shit! With them it's black goo and tentacles! Seriously, what good guy summons black gooey tentacles?<br /><br />But I've spoken with a Sleeper, it pleaded with me for release before I shot it in it's Shoggithian face!<br /><br />But in that time it revealed so much! It told me of the gifts it can bestow on those who are faithful to it, anything from wealth and strength to creativity and inspiration!<br /><br />That's what we're seeing here! How many musicians and artists are often described as having a 'dark' side or as if they made a pact with the devil? Because they fucking did! They gave themselves to the Sleepers and were rewarded with a life of fame, fortune and tragedy as a result. <br /><br />I mean fuck! Just think about it! Ever wondered why every so often there is a boom of creativity? Of new waves of art or music? And why does it almost always focus around certain locations?<br /><br />Sleepers! <br /><br />Now I'm not saying that everyone who has ever been a success with creativity sold their soul to an Old God, but come on; are you telling me that Justin Bieber got where he did through <i>talent</i>?<br /><br />Fuck no! If that isn't evil intervention then I don't know what is!<br /><br />But this brings us back to the school of Fear Nothing.<br /><br />They were enhancing those who already had gifts, maybe some were like us and had the gifts from a higher power, maybe others were given them from the Sleeping Whispering Dreamers, and maybe others from some other unknown source? Fuck if I know!<br /><br />But these kids are there; shit! I meat one with my own eyes and saw his abilities for myself.<br /><br />This makes me wonder, how many others are there? <br /><br />Shit, I mean what if it's in all of us? <br /><br />What if every one of us has this latent 'gift' inside us and it just needs a catalyst, be that of course a magic bee or black goo?<br /><br />I'll be damned if I know, but it sure makes you think.<br />[FAINT BACKGROUND VOICE]<br /><br />Huh? Yeah sure I'll be right there.<br /><br />[MUFFLED RUSTLING]<br />How do I turn this off? Ah I know!<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-30926427376964100362015-01-09T09:52:00.001-08:002015-01-09T09:52:34.383-08:00New Years Resolutions>>>>>>SIGNAL ESTABLISHED<br />>>>>>>BEGIN DECODE<br />>>>>>DECODE COMPLETE<br />>>>>>PLAY MESSAGE<br /><br />Hey guys!<br /><br />So I guess I should start as is customary with a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!<br /><br />Yeah; fuck that.<br /><br />Seriously; fuck that to hell.<br /><br />So this year it turns out that a little birdy thought it would be hella funny to introduce a creeper virus into the company network, this virus which I've labelled <i>MIRROR SHINE</i> mainly because it's very existence annoys the shit out of me then proceeded to run rampant and send a shit-tonne of messages from both operative and handler mobiles, so if you got a text from the blue lady saying she wanted to give you a lap dance with a luminous flamingo and all you needed to do was give your bank details to the Nigerian lottery; yeah that's why.<br /><br />Of course then my tech boss gets called in from leave and so she calls me in from the field to try and fix the total shit storm that MIRROR SHINE has caused.<br /><br />Next thing I know I'm trying to explain to my field-boss that I need to go, despite the fact that I am 98% certain she wants me to explain my previous blog post to her, while my tech-boss is still sending me messages about taking the next port to NYC.<br /><br />All the while my phone is getting intermittent messages from other operatives and a number that kept calling me Chuck and I have no idea how much is legit or sent via MIRROR SHINE.<br /><br /><STATIC><br /><br />Anyway, this all got me thinking about how I see my future.<br /><br />So before all of this I was working tech support for a London based police force, right? Of course when the shit hit the fan about a year ago and the walls started to fucking bleed; literally. I decided to bug out and get the hours in with the company and my favourite boss. You know; figured making sure there was a London to police came tops over maintaining network security for said London police.<br /><br />Well I was of course picked up by the company because of my skills during the Surrey incident but then when they saw my mad-leet-skills on a computer, the company gave me the side assignment of helping out my other boss Leah in keeping HQ all nice, snug, safe and secure.<br /><br />Fucking great! How you going to turn that down when the job is all expenses paid?<br /><br />Then this shit happens and I'm really not sure if it's all worth it.<br /><br />I mean fuck me! I know I can't stop my operative work which in itself pays more than handsomely and there's no way I'd leave my boss Holly to deal with that shit by herself. But now I'm stuck dealing with Leah and she has a stick shoved so far up her ass it's sticking outta her nose!<br /><STATIC><br />Yes I know you are listening in to this Leah, you may be my boss inside the company but you know what? Fuck you! <br /><br />Seriously, you give me shit on a 9-5 basis just because <i>that girl</i> from your LARPing group won't date you, I don't give a fuck! So either back down or find yourself another network tech ok? I got to doing this job because of my abilities to shoot Zed-Heads right? Not because I sucked off the recruitment advisor!<br /><br /><PHONE RING><br /><br />Hell----Leah shut the------up! Seriously I'm fuck--------of this crap you give me! Mirror shine wasn't my fault ok? What? Wha--------ok you know what? Fuck you and fuck your--------quit from tech support-----wash your fucking hair once in a-----you wouldn't be single every fucking night bothering-------with fucking texts------no I don't want to hear it Le-----go fuck yourself! No one else is going to!<br />...<br />Oh shit, is this still recording?<br />...<br />Ok so now I'm just working as a field agent now, that was my other boss Leah. Fucking bitch had me on speaker phone to try and make me look incompetent in front of the tech-heads. You should have heard them laughing, fucking hilarious!<br /><br />Anyway so that's resolution #1 done: stop doing jobs you hate.<br /><br />I guess that leaves me with my other two resolutions left; make peace with my family and stop procrastinating like a little bitch.<br /><br />I guess the last two are kinda related as when I do the last it might indirectly help with the first.<br /><br />Anyway, this might seem like a silly post really, not much of a news break or anything, but I thought I'd give you guys a bit of an update and shit, I mean hey: this is what we're fighting for yeah? The ability to lead normal lives without being eaten by giant tentacle beasts?<br /><br />Exactly!<br /><br />Anyway, thanks as always and you guys watch out for yourselves; whether your in the trenches like me, or spreaders of truth, just as long as you don't think we're all lizard men Ickeists then we're all good in the hood!<br /><br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-36327593360466982872015-01-01T16:52:00.001-08:002015-01-01T16:52:02.519-08:00When plans turn purple>>>>>>SIGNAL BECON FOUND<br />>>>>>>CONNECT TO BECON<br />>>>>>>CONNECTION ESTABLISHED<br />>>>>>>BEGIN TRANSMISSION<br /><br />Hey guys!<br /><br />Sorry for all the downtime but things have been pretty static around here. Just more hours with the company crunching digital data numbers and shit like that.<br /><br />Of course that's not entirely true, I mean I'm not there now am I? Nope, right now I'm camped outside a fucking creepy school with a creepy kid and the rest of my fire team. <br /><br />It's cold, I'm wet and fucking emo-hair forgot to pack the tent!<br /><br />Still could be worse. For some reasons the Filth and dead-heads are avoiding this place, maybe it's the kid? <br /><br />Anyway, I hope you've all had a good festive break. I know I did. Well unless of course you count a big giant purple cock-block that was the fucking Phoenicians!<br /><br />So get this; Thursday night, Christmas Day. I decided it would be a really nice treat to take my favourite lady on a night out to the theatre. It didn't matter what we were going to see, what mattered was that we were going to have a nice night out in London, have a few drinks, maybe go for a dance or something afterwards before retiring to our place back in Camden.<br /><br />Everything was perfect, the lighting, the mood, everything! And I was all ready! Ready to do something I've been planning for a while now, then what happens? A bunch of fucking mercs turn up and shoot the place up! <br /><br />Fucking Phoenicians!<br /><br />Now what the fuck am I supposed to do eh? <br /><br />I've been trying to make things right again, creating situations that would be suitable but fuck all works! Now we're stuck out in Tokyo again surrounded by creepy kids and mofo ghosts! <br /><br />It was going to be so perfect, everything was going so well then it all turned to shit.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, eh? I'm not giving up. They say that practice makes perfect, and that's what I'm fucking doing, a practice run so next time it <i>will</i> be perfect.<br /><br />In the meantime I guess I should try and catalogue some of this weird shit that's going down.<br /><br />[STATIC]<br /><br />On a related note, looks like we're back on the case of Fear Nothing, plus we've received a first hand sourcing about the connection of Fear Nothing, Morninglight and the Snake. <br /><br />Going to keep looking into it. <br /><br />Will put out more info as it becomes apparent, for now if you see anything about Fear Nothing, please let me know. I've heard rumours that they may be trying to spread out to Europe or the States. If that is true then as their influence grows so will the body count.<br /><br />Shit she's coming over; can't let her see this - need to edit so that it's more cryptic and she doesn't know what I'm taking about before I upload<br />[UPLOAD REPORT]<br /><br />Oh fuck! How do I cancel?<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-53736292659854255722014-07-24T09:46:00.001-07:002014-07-24T09:46:35.939-07:00Conspiracies & DoubtsHey guys, so I've been thinking about things.<br /><br />Over the past couple of months I've been putting things straight in my head and probably coming up with shit. But I hope that there may be a single jewel in that shit.<br /><br />Ok that's a fucking awful analogy.<br /><br />What I mean is... Fuck it I'll just tell you what I've been thinking.<br /><br />[CLEARS THROAT]<br /><br />So if I'm right it's all connected. Orochi (The Snake), The Sleepers, Morninglight, they're all parts of the same monster tied together with those nut jobs in Egypt and that crazy Roman cult.<br /><br />Shit I just realised, I don't think I explained the Morninglight connection did I? Or Egypt and Rome?<br /><br />Ok well it's simple really. You ever heard of Fear Nothing? It's some crazy modern thing going on in Japan. The premise is simple "send us your weak and vulnerable" or something R-Tarded like that.<br /><br />Fear Nothing is a front for Morninglight, and through this front they get into the heads of Japan's youths and get them worshiping the Sleapers. Only it's not worshiping, it's some crazy guided meditation where they eat flies and shit like that.<br /><br />So Fear Nothing; fucking Elder God worshippers which in turn is actually Morninglight, ergo Morninglight are Sleeper Slaves of something equally fucked up.<br /><br />Then we have Egypt and the fucking Atenists or whatever they were called. The followers of the Black Sun. Ever seen their symbol? Hold on a second.<br />>>>>>>INSERT BLACKSUN.PNG<br /><br /><center><a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLSQ0AOo281MxKIiB1Fa-wXFLBcPYDDKaYkWf6hu42kyM5ZpBr851bBhE0VERGN1aIXliJgwoqVkFpQFe0FjuihyphenhyphenRo-a1kjoxpRPT-765086Y2vtQSNiCOVXSVPaXcwXD-hTtJFfXKa15P/s288/iphone_photo.jpg'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLSQ0AOo281MxKIiB1Fa-wXFLBcPYDDKaYkWf6hu42kyM5ZpBr851bBhE0VERGN1aIXliJgwoqVkFpQFe0FjuihyphenhyphenRo-a1kjoxpRPT-765086Y2vtQSNiCOVXSVPaXcwXD-hTtJFfXKa15P/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='312' height='362' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />See! It's a Sun with it's light coming down, or some shit like that, now let's have a look at the Morninglight logo<br />>>>>>>INSERT MORNINGLIGHT.PNG<br /><br /><center><a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiu1F0K1kfj-ERsJHA2QJNlydLjaPB4xR7082AU0c-Piql9GBDAoRa_WnEkQSUmGfLwC9BKSu-n4kldi_B0mOXooLTHry0ZE98OWGjWC-gSOcl5HkAxBGOreL7-HLkFYboYHXITjl-sBAj/s288/iphone_photo.jpg'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiu1F0K1kfj-ERsJHA2QJNlydLjaPB4xR7082AU0c-Piql9GBDAoRa_WnEkQSUmGfLwC9BKSu-n4kldi_B0mOXooLTHry0ZE98OWGjWC-gSOcl5HkAxBGOreL7-HLkFYboYHXITjl-sBAj/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='219' height='282' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />Do you see! It's like an upside down version of the symbol of Aten! With pillars... Or something...<br /><br />Ok well anyway... We know that Morninglight is tied in with the Filth, I've seen it myself and just go to Egypt and see the Atenists cults for yourself. I mean fuck! Those dudes brain wash people by feeding them Filth tainted fruit! <br /><br />Then there's that Roman shit we encountered; Deus Sol Invictus or The Unconquered Sun, starting to sound familiar? We know that the Romans traded with the Egyptians, is it so hard to believe that they traded in nut job beliefs as well?<br /><br />Ok I'm getting ahead of myself.<br /><br />My point is, we're surrounded, everywhere we go we have these Filth Fuckers just longing to see the world go black and sticky and we're trying to put it together, to chop off all the heads of the snake at once, but it's fucking hard work!<br /><br />And that's why we need you.<br /><br />Keep an eye out, watch for activity and let us know!<br /><br />Likewise there's the other side too.<br /><br />Fuck... I mean I have no fucking choice in all this shit! I'm on this road and I don't think I can turn off.<br /><br />There's two possibilities I see, either this is all real, all true and I've spent the past year or so swimming down a Filth filled rabbit hole.<br /><br />Or, it's not real.<br /><br />If that's the case then what is it? Am I running around slaughtering innocents thinking they're Zed Heads? Am I actually America's Most Wanted?<br /><br />Or am I actually strapped to a bead somewhere dribbling into my own feeding tube having vivid madness induced hallucinations of miraculous adventures?<br /><br />I mean shit, I think about the latter and how much sense it would all make, about how the death of a loved one would send me into a catatonic insane spiral, how I was picked up by The Company, only the boys in Blue Jackets are actually wearing White. The drugs I thought were making me into a super human were actually affecting my serotonin levels with everything else being my mind trying to make sense of a sane world from the eyes of an insane mind.<br /><br />But I can't think like that, it's a downward spiral from which there really is no escape.<br /><br />No, this is real. This must be real.<br /><br />This. Is. All. Real.<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-48376721131448285312014-07-10T09:14:00.001-07:002014-07-10T09:14:59.270-07:00[CASE STUDY] The Veil>>>>>>>ACCESS COMPANY DROPBOX<br />>>>>>>>DOWNLOAD FILE<br />>>>>>>>UNZIP/SKORN_TRANSCRIPT_VEIL.TXT<br /><br />So I guess we're back here again?<br /><br />You know I'm [CENSORED] [CENSORED] off about all this Q&A [CENSORED]!<br /><br />So you want to hear about The Veil? Sure why the [CENSORED] not!<br /><br />Ok, well back in Surrey I met this dude, went by the name [REDACTED] he told me all about this thing called The Veil, told me it was well known and published in plain sight.<br /><br />Turns out that dude was right!<br /><br />Ever read anything by the games company White Wolf? I'm telling you, they know more than they're letting on...<br /><br />[DELETED]<br /><br />You're [CENSORED] kidding me? They're one of ours?<br /><br />[DELETED]<br /><br />Well I didn't know that! [CENSORED] me!<br /><br />Anyway, the Veil is some sort of defence mechanism. It ain't supernatural in nature, it's just about being human.<br /><br />You see, when a person sees a big [CENSORED] off monster, their brain can't cope with it. Every part of their rational self is telling them that monsters aren't real, but their eyes are telling them it's right there, and their flight n fight self is telling them to get the [CENSORED] outta there!<br /><br />So what happens? They deal with the situation; either they run away, they fight their way out, or they die. But once it's over, how do they reconcile their lives with what has happened?<br /><br />This is where The Veil comes in.<br /><br />It drops over their eyes, obscures their vision and reminds them that everything is fine, and that humans still are top of the food chain.<br /><br />It's quite simple really, a little justification here, a little denial there, next thing you know the eight foot tall werewolf is now a large timberwolf, while the vampire that ate their friends was instead a crazed druggy or something.<br /><br />[DELETED]<br /><br />I guess you're right. People don't want to know about the world beyond the normal world.<br /><br />[DELETED]<br /><br />Well yes, but I think calling it 'The Secret World' sounds [CENSORED] tacky! Like something you'd name a video game, why not call it 'The World of SupernaturalCraft' or some [CENSORED] like that?<br /><br />[DELETED]<br /><br />I don't know why us 'Bees' arnt affected by it, I mean maybe the very process of finding out what our 'Bee' powers are desensitises us to the whole thing? That being able to read Demonic, while being shot in the head and living, maybe after all that finding out Zeds and Ghouls are real ain't such a brain twister.<br /><br />>>>>>>END FILE<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-52108655627112622342014-07-09T09:35:00.001-07:002014-07-09T09:35:39.687-07:00[ENCRYPTED SIGNAL] THE SNAKE>>>>>>ACTIVATE DOUBLE FINE ENCRYPTION<br />>>>>>>INITIATE WYRM SCAN<br />>>>>>>SCAN RESULTS: NEGATIVE<br />>>>>>>DECRYPTING SIGNAL<br /><br />Hey,<br /><br />Sorry if this comes across poorly, but I'm trying to maximise my encryption system. It's taking a lot of juice so I don't know how long this will work for.<br /><br />Yeah, so yesterday I mentioned The Snake and the eight heads right?<br /><br />Well...<br /><br />...wait! What was that?<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />Ok I think we're in the clear.<br /><br />Yeah so I gotta get this shit off my chest.<br /><br />You remember about nine months ago when I started these messages? Trying to get the truth out there?<br /><br />Well I had just done some messed up shit! I mean fuck! It was crazy!<br /><br />The fire team and I, we'd been inside the earth itself where we found something that even now we can't really explain other than some sort of Lovecraftian horror.<br /><br />Well we found out that there were more, one of them was being hunted by Tyler Freeborn and the dude found it! He found it! Either that or it found him.<br /><br />But yeah, so it turns out there are eight in total, I don't know what to call them, I've heard whispers of sleepers, or dreamers, but honestly I have no idea what they are other than they are somehow tied to the Filth.<br /><br />But that's the thing! There's Eight of them!<br /><br />This is what I was getting at yesterday!<br /><br />I know The Snake is involved somehow, and I can only assume this is the connection.<br /><br />The Snake gets it's name from a Japanese legend of old of some dude who killed a giant snake called "Yamata no Orochi".<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/107530514671295757271/BloggerPictures02?authkey=Gv1sRgCIra8-_05svevQE#6034101273257891346'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk2SVPKaVN13f1hQGAdcYTBNHGK6_DaZoh7Ej0GudA4oOgkmizGpf5dq-zzmX4PsCglG0PkDegemf9wAd1_J2BTwj2ZQdxikZu3zwj3XrzBQlEWT7zcdXiUIP_LjO8VDYg0tJSjtuwg_Lu/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='289' height='362' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />Yeah, you see why I call the The Snake now? Yes I know that's art of a video game but it's the best I can find!<br /><br />Anyway, so according to legend some super Japanese deity dude tried to save the world from this giant evil multi headed snake. He did so by getting the snake drunk and then chopping off it's heads.<br /><br />If The Snake is the company, and the Sleepers are it's heads then this means they must be working together, maybe The Snake is even controlled by the Sleepers.<br /><br />Fuck, I don't know!<br /><br />Then there's the subsidiary companies: <br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/107530514671295757271/BloggerPictures02?authkey=Gv1sRgCIra8-_05svevQE#6034101318982868674'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaBZzAdW-7f-TQIYPBjHAvcgv_Ak1u6Cegt1za3ptlNgE6uhDGos4M6HvOD_Vh1p3hecXdvfcjPOOB73EtORJ9YfxWTCqkiTESAjIgn_8qR2_FemMkTgzbq2tN0G_XNPH0yZzHhEBmJUF3/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='203' height='362' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />Once again, right subsidiaries.<br /><br />Maybe these are the eight heads you ask? Absolutely not! <br /><br />You see the legend of the big snake didn't end with that dude just chopping off it's heads, no he went to the snake's tail where it had eight tails!<br /><br />Eight tails, eight subsidiaries? <br /><br />He then proceeded to cut off each tail one at a time until he got to the middle tail where his sword broke.<br /><br />Tearing open the last tail he found inside an amazing sword called the Kusanagi.<br /><br />What if we're looking at the same shit going on here? I mean we know that Manticore make weapons, and a shit tonne of them as well.<br /><br />According to legend that Japanese dude took the Kusanagi and gave it to some goddess as penance for some bad stuff he did, what if this is what we are looking at here? What if someone somewhere is trying to use The Snake, heads and all and trying to pay penance for something?<br /><br />What about destiny or providence? What if actually this is some messed up prophecy and WE are that Japanese dude, we have to chop off The Snake's head and offer a hidden weapon up as penance to Ghia for polluting her water or some shit like that.<br /><br />Fuck the hippies would love it if that was true.<br /><br />Ok I know that doesn't make sense, and I know I'm just seeing patterns where there probably aren't...<br /><br />I mean fuck! Look at subsidiary 6! Faust Capital! Now could that be run by the demons trying to get a foot hold?<br /><br />I don't know how many of these lines are random coincidence and how many are actual connections, but I'm calling it as I see it, there's shit going on out here and things are starting to add up, I'm just worried that I'm taking two plus two and making twenty two!<br /><br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-75646158765014920852014-07-07T10:39:00.001-07:002014-07-07T15:43:28.933-07:00Some much needed R&R>>>>>>>>INITIATE THREAT SCAN<br />>>>>>>>>SCAN COMPLETE <br />>>>>>>>>THREAT MINIMAL<br />>>>>>>>>ACTIVATE TRANSMISSION<br /><br />Yo dudes!<br /><br />So I need to fill you in on a thing or two:<br /><br />For the past few weeks me and the rest of the fire team have been in Tokyo trying to save the world from some deep shit.<br /><br />You remember than announcement a while ago about ash clouds over Tokyo that stopped any media coverage? Yeah, that was a lie.<br /><br />There was no fucking ash cloud, only Filth, Filth and more fucking Filth!<br /><br />Why am I telling you this? It's simple really; media flooding!<br /><br />It's the company's new tactic and I would be lying if I didn't take a partial credit for it.<br /><br />Yeah, I suggested it to my handler, she passed it to the big boys and now this is our new way of handling media releases.<br /><br />The idea is simple, you flood the public with information; twitter, Facebook, fuck it! Even Beebo and MySpace! You get the information out there through all manner of media, all the while sending out counter information and some that's just bat-shit crazy! What happens is that you end up with three types of an audience, those who dismiss -the truth- as nonsense, those who are crazy and believe everything even the nonsense, and then you have those like you, those who see through the jumble and realise that not only is there a world beyond the veil, but that you all have a role to play in it.<br /><br />It's a win-win scenario, and from what I hear from my handler; the brass love it!<br /><br />>>>>>>>>TRANSMISSION WEAK<br />>>>>>>>>ESTABLISHING NEW DATA NODE<br />>>>>>>>>TRANSMISSION REESTABLISHED<br /><br />So yeah, here we are me and the super dudes <i>I really hate that name</i> kicking it in Tokyo, and let me tell you, the media blackout has a lot to be desired.<br /><br />Over the past few weeks things have been quiet, we've been holed up in a rather swanky hotel as the lab boys back home did some data analysis for us in order to track down someone.<br /><br />Well last Friday they found him, he was hiding away in a pretty shitty part of town trying to Home Alone us with marbles and swinging cans of paint. I tell you, it's a good job that kid didn't open the door properly or I would have kicked the crap into that guy! Fear Nothing or not, you don't fuck with a dude via spud-gun!<br /><br />[FORCED LAUGHTER]<br /><br />Anyway, so after dealing with little ghost girls; who from this point on will be referred to as Fucking Bitches, and far more demons than I care to think about, we decided to have some R&R, we upgraded our hotel room to include a jacuzzi and with a bit if wifi work retuned the smart-TV to accept some internet TV. <i>Seriously, they have smart TVs but they block out international programming! What the fuck is up with that?</i> You know what? Things are pretty sweet! I mean from up here you can see halfway over Tokyo and if you ignore the Filth Growth that seems to be sprouting everywhere it's a petty magical sight.<br /><br />Those tuning in from before may be interested in the fallout from my last proper transmission. <br /><br />Well, things are good. I'm still waiting to have 'the conversation' but I'm feeling pretty confident.<br /><br />I know it's pretty silly talking about this like this, as I know you'll read this, but there are something's that I struggle with in person, you know? <br /><br />I know how silly that is. But yeah, I guess I'm in this for the long haul, and I just kinda need to know if you are too, because at this point as hard as it might be, I can still keep things business. <br /><br />Anyway, shit! I don't know what I'm talking about half the time! My brain is a fucking mess!<br /><br />I still keep going back to Tyler Freeborn and all that shit he was caught up in. Now that's come to Tokyo and who knows what's going to happen from there? <br /><br />I mean we get Fear Nothing's involvement in all this, harbingers of the apocalypse and all that shit, right hand of the devil.<br /><br />Fuck! I mean they have chapters everywhere! I mean everywhere! I've even heard down the line that they've started knocking on doors down our streets! Asking people to seek enlightenment and shit like that! <br /><br />Come on! If it can happen in Tokyo then it can happen everywhere! London, New York! Fuck probably even Seoul! <br /><br />It's not hard to see the connections, I mean look at the bigger picture; Tokyo the world's technological power house! You really think The Snake doesn't have it's drone eyes all over the city? Of course it does! But despite all of that they still got the bomb to ground zero!<br /><br />Now tell me how that is possible? I mean they have technology that makes that of The Company look like the Stone Age! The only viable way I can see is if they were in on it.<br /><br />[STATIC]<br /><br />So yesterday the Super Dudes and I had a chat, you want to know what I think?<br /><br />Well you're still reading so I'm going to assume that you do.<br /><br />The Snake has a vested interest in all of this. I don't know what yet, but I see a few possible reasons.<br /><br />Let's see; what was it?<br /><br />Ok so there's the whole Hero thing, right?<br /><br />I mean, maybe they want to let the shit hit the fan so that they could swan in and clean it up, leaving the rest of the world to gaze on in awe at how amazing The Snake is.<br /><br />Then there's profit.<br /><br />So the bomb goes off, and bam out comes The Snake with new fangled tech to either immunise or protect against the creeping Filth, of course they are the only ones who have this tech and so BAM! If you want to use that tech you have to pay their asking price.<br /><br />I mean shit! We've seen their defence towers, what if they have some sort of prototype that actually kills off the Filth at the molecular level? They could build ones as big as skyscrapers and then every country in the would would buy them by the dozen! They could go from being just A Company to overtaking The Company is global domination!<br /><br />Then there's the other side of it.<br /><br />It's like that shit we saw in Egypt, mind controlled people being used as pawns of some ancient evil.<br /><br />I mean what if that's also what's going on? What if... Holy fuck! <br /><br />The Eight Sleepers...<br />...Eight Heads<br /><br />Well... Fuck....<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-34655172291606508132014-06-13T09:43:00.001-07:002014-06-13T09:43:30.056-07:00[FIRE-TEAM CASE STUDY] THE SUPERDUDES>>>>>>>ACCESS DROPBOX<br />>>>>>>>SECURE DOSSIER<br />>>>>>>>DOWNLOAD TRANSCRIPT<br /><br />[THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPTION BETWEEN COMPANY Q&A AND OPERATIVE "C" CODENAME: SKORN]<br /><br />[DATESTAMP: 08/10/13 - INVESTIGATION INTO UNEXPLAINED GRID-VANISH FOLLOWING EXCALIBUR INCIDENT]<br /><br />So you want to hear about the fire team? Well why didn't you say so? <br /><br />Oh of course, because you never say [CENSORED] in these sessions.<br /><br />Ok well before I start, how about you tell me why we don't have a better name? I mean [CENSORED]! Fire Team 879 or whatever piece of [CENSORED] designation we have, is a really boring name! Why not The A-Team?<br /><br />No?<br /><br />Omega Force?<br /><br />No?<br /><br />Ok, how about The Freedom Phalanx?<br /><br />Oh come on! Anything's better than our designation! I'd even take The [CENSORED] Superdudes!<br /><br />No! I can see that look in your eyes! Don't you [CENSORED] think of using that piece of [CENSORED] name!<br /><br />[CENSORED]! [REDACTED] is going to kill me!<br /><br />Ok well there's me, your loveable geek, I guess I play the role of the hacker; only with less rollerblades.<br /><br />No? Ok maybe that film was before your time.<br /><br />How old are you anyway? I can never tell with you suit dudes.<br /><br />Ok, so I can hack nearly anything, it's a gift I've always had and something that has helped me get by. <br /><br />Of course it doesn't end there, I can also read Demonic.<br /><br />[LAUGHTER] It's funny really, to me it's like reading code, I can almost feel the same parts of my brain flairing up and quietening down, like whatever number the combo of bees and whatever [CENSORED]-job you did on my brain managed to rewire my [CENSORED] so I can read certain coding.<br /><br />Anyway, I guess I'm just a troubled soul who's intentions are good, yeah? Is that what you wanted to hear? <br /><br />Oh yeah, and the box, of course I took the box! I mean I wanted to know what the [CENSORED] was in the box! I'm like Tom Cruise man! You can't give me a box and then expect me not to want to know what's in it!<br /><br />Wait, that wasn't Tom Cruise? [CENSORED]!<br /><br />So who's next? Well there's emo boy! You know [REDACTED]. <br /><br />I mean I give him [CENSORED], I mean [CENSORED] before he met me he hadn't heard of Google! Who the [CENSORED] hasn't heard of Google?<br /><br />But truth be told the kid's alright. I mean better than alright. All day I give him [CENSORED] but despite that I know he has my back.<br /><br />And he can conjure lightning! And a [CENSORED] hammer! The dude's [CENSORED] Thor man!<br /><br />I guess I'm a little envious of him, I'm only a few years older, but it's like he's got his whole life ahead of him while in a few months time I'll be turning 30!<br /><br />[CENSORED] man... Thirty! Where's it all go?<br /><br />I guess you want to hear about Agent [REDACTED] too?<br /><br />I guess you could say she's my rock in all this. When everything goes to [CENSORED] she's there to make sure I don't fall over.<br /><br />[LAUGHS] it's funny really. You know a few weeks into our case we had to cross this bridge over some [CENSORED] up crossing to a lighthouse. And this bridge was high, I mean [CENSORED] [CENSORED] your pants high. As you probably know [REDACTED] had a bit of a fear of heights, so I did the gentlemanly thing, I held her hand and slowly crossed the bridge with her.<br /><br />[LAUGHS] so there we are, crossing that bridge so high you feel like Michelangelo, you know? Like you're touching the finger of god? And I'm holding [REDACTED]'s hand as we cross the bridge, and suddenly I realise that all my cares are gone. <br /><br />Seriously how messed up is that? All that [CENSORED] is Surrey, the Zed heads in Kingsmouth... [CENSORED] even the million high plunge below us into certain death. It was just [REDACTED] and I, and you know what? It felt... Right.<br /><br />I guess that doesn't make much sense.<br /><br />[COUGH]<br /><br />Well anyway, she has abilities that I've never seen before and conjuring green [CENSORED] ain't the half of it!<br /><br />You know when [REDACTED] and I are at logged heads, testosterone and other pheromones flying every which way, she has the ability to get under your skin, defuse the situation and make two uncooperative boy-men work as a team! If that's not a super power then I don't know what the [CENSORED] is.<br /><br />Oh the boxes?<br /><br />Well they both said they took them. I mean why wouldn't they?<br /><br />Do I trust them?<br /><br />What sort of [CENSORED] question is that?<br /><br />[REDACTED]? Do I trust her? Of course I do! <br /><br />And Emo boy? I don't know yet.<br /><br />[CENSORED]! That came out wrong!<br /><br />I mean he's a great team member don't get me wrong, but he has issues, and I can see how easily it might be for those issues to lead you down the wrong path, you know? Making deals that perhaps you shouldn't?<br /><br />I guess it takes one to know one...<br /><br />Huh? Oh no... Nothing relevant...<br /><br />[END TRANSCRIPT] <br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-61919048307182691912014-06-11T09:20:00.001-07:002014-06-11T13:04:05.069-07:00A Declaration of Compromised Principles>>>>>>SNAKE TRACE ACTIVE<br />
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Hey guys!<br />
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So I'm still here rocking the airwaves! Had some bad signal shit going on but I think I threw The Snake off the trail.<br />
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You know. The past few days has really gotten me to thinking about things. About what my life was like before, about where it is now and where it's heading.<br />
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Shit; if you had asked me only, what? Six months ago? I'd have told you you'd be crazy. That with everything going on I could be happy. Well... Kinda happy anyway.<br />
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It's not rocket science. I have something to live for, something to fight for; hell, something to fucking die for!<br />
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But... I don't know. I don't know if there's a future there and I need to find out one way or another...<br />
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Fuck fuck fuck! I don't know why I'm saying this. I just have to get my thoughts out into the world, and despite being able to face down a black dog and rip out it 'a throat with my own bare hands, I still can't bring myself to do or say this shit in person. <br />
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Look... I don't want to make a scene. I don't want to make anything awkward I just need this information out in the great big wide world.<br />
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I know I'll probably be re-assigned by The Company for this. A conflict of interest or some shit and if that happens, I promise I'll fight it with everything I can. <br />
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But what's the point in saving the world from evil English dudes, Filth ridden Mummies and Malevolent Vamps if you can't do and say as you want... shit no. As you feel?<br />
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So today's transmission goes out to a certain person. You know who you are. I just needed to say...<br />
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Fuck no that's not right.<br />
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Shit!<br />
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Ok let's keep this simple...<br />
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I fucking lo<br />
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>>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />
>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-23589077423733211792014-06-09T09:12:00.001-07:002014-06-09T09:12:08.567-07:00The Atrocities of Man and Horror>>>>>JAILBREAK ACTIVE<br />>>>>>TARGET LOCATED<br />>>>>>INITIATE PERMANENT SILENCE<br /><br />Hey guys!<br /><br />Guess where I am?<br /><br />That's right I'm at ground zero! Tokyo!<br /><br />So The Company have given me permission to talk to you about The Filth, on the one condition that I refer to it as The Filth and not the [REDACTED].<br /><br />But that's not what I'd like to talk to you about today.<br /><br />Fuck no!<br /><br />[LAUGHTER]<br /><br />You know it was only yesterday that Agent I made a comment to me, something along the lines of: <i>remember when we were only hunting zombies?</i><br /><br />There was wisdom in his words; wisdom I'm not even sure his jar-head, ex-mil brain could really understand.<br /><br />You see, the dude was right! When I signed on with The Company I was all about killing Zed Heads! It was cathartic for me!<br /><br />After that we got thrown into the melting pot of Wendigo, Black Dogs, Demons, Mummies, Cultists, Vampires, Werewolves and of course; The Filth.<br /><br />Recently however all of this has taken a bit of a sideline.<br /><br />If our job is hunting evil, we've been dealing less and less with the supernatural world and more with the world of man.<br /><br />FUCK!<br /><br />Only last night myself, H and I were checking out this place in Tokyo, a civic centre focussed on helping kids overcome their fears...<br /><br />The Fear Nothing Foundation they call it, or F N F for short.<br /><br />I can't go into detail right now, I don't think that <i>they</i> know that <i>we</i> know, and frankly I'd quite like to keep it that way.<br /><br />But this is what I don't understand.<br /><br />When monsters do it, it makes sense! It's their nature! They don't know any better! Fuck in the case of Zeds they literally don't know any better!<br /><br />But when people do it?<br /><br />Shit! You just don't do that shit to kids!<br /><br />And who the fuck is this John? I mean where did he %|\]{€*%%%%%~?<br /><br />There's got to be a better explanation than we're getting? People just don't do this sort of shit!<br /><br />Or maybe they just do? I don't know<^#~||\\\[*^•¥<br /><br />Wait, did you hear that?<br /><br />FUCK! I think this line is com pro&&)(;&]{>>+=<br /><br />#{\_€hfsu25(&"9__________••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-16520310869063929882014-05-19T09:35:00.001-07:002014-05-19T09:35:00.999-07:00The Monster Next Door>>>>>>PACKAGE RETRIEVED<br />>>>>>>COMMENCE DELIVERY<br />>>>>>>PREPARING DEPOT FOR RECEIPT<br /> <br />Hey guys!<br /><br />It's been a quiet few days here in Camden and I'm getting a little tired of all this fucking heat.<br /><br />So I've been thinking about the job I do. <br /><br />Well, I guess I should say <i>one</i> of the jobs I do. This job in question is my trouble shooting for The Company.<br /><br />In the past 18 months or so I have seen a lot of trouble; Zeds, Wendigo, Mummies, Giant Bugs, Ghouls, Mindless Cultists, Vamps, Wolves, fuck! Even fucking super soldiers out of fucking Return to Castle Wolfenstein!<br /><br />I got thinking; why am I so adept at it?<br /><br />The average person thinks twice about killing something, very often even in a <i>me versus them</i> situation, but I never have.<br /><br />You remember when I told you about the Surrey incident? While everyone else was trying to reason with the living dead, trying to see if there was anyone left in the rotting cranium who they could save? Hell by then I had already hacked into a secure firearms stash I knew of and liberated a few fire arms and shotguns and was already taking names like a boss!<br /><br />I don't know if it was the fact that I had engineered back doors into the Force's security, pulling off the retrieval with my pizzazz, or perhaps the dispatching of those damned Zeds, but something I did attracted the attention of both The Company and the Bees.<br /><br />Next thing I know my body becomes supercharged with hippy power and retroviruses engineered to make me super efficient at what strangely came naturally to me before.<br /><br />Shit! I don't question what happened after then, I mean when you've had your metabolism boosted to a degree that you <i>need</i> to drink fizzy drinks to stop you burning out and all the time having a body that a CK model would be envious of... Fuck you just don't question that do you?<br /><br />But I'm left thinking about what came before all of this...<br /><br />Yes I built a back door into my Forces' security in the case I needed to, but why? <br /><br />I mean who in their right mind gets a job with law enforcement and then goes about setting up contingencies in case they need access to fire arms, drugs, equipment and personal records? It's crazy!<br /><br />Then you have the Surrey incident itself...<br /><br />Now tell me, if you read in the local paper or saw on the local news about some dude attacking and eating some other dude, what would you think?<br /><br />A sensible, logical person thinks it's someone junked up on PCP or something similar, they move on to the next news story and their lives is normally no different.<br /><br />I read that same article, only difference was I was living down the road from where it happened. I had heard that shit go down the night before as it was loud, and I mean fucking loud!<br /><br />All the same, what did I do? I activates my contingency plan! I went straight for HQ, accessed the gun cache, nabbed me some basic riot gear and ventured back into the madness!<br /><br />Of course by then what the news was still downplaying as a riot against some youth centre being shut down or what not had turned into a fucking zombie invasion! <br /><br />The fuckers were everywhere and if it wasn't for my stash I had nabbed there would have been a lot more casualties then there was.<br /><br />But that doesn't really explain it does it? That doesn't explain why I did any of that shit or why it felt so natural to do so.<br /><br />[COUGH]<br /><br />Fuck man! I mean I've seen a lot of stuff on TV, those criminal investigation program's where they follow some dude's psych profile to establish their motives and mental state. What if that's what's going on here?<br /><br />I mean shit! What if the reason I built my contingency plan was because I knew that I needed to be prepared for this sort of crap?<br /><br />What if I started firing when everyone else was cowering in fear was because I was doing what I was built to do? <br /><br />What if underneath it all I'm just a stone cold killer? A psychopath willing to do anything and everything to get what I want?<br /><br />Hell, that sounds to me like the perfect recruit for The Company! Someone who will put a bullet through your eyes just as soon as smile at you...<br /><br />Hmmmm...<br /><br />No that can't be... If it was then how would anyone explain Her... No that can't be it...<br /><br />FUCK! <br /><br />I dunno guys, I guess I'm just scared you know? What if the reason I was picked for all of this; be it by The Company or the Bees, is because when you strip away all the pretence I'm actually no different to what I hunt, only I'm more malleable...<br /><br />Who knows, maybe in years to come someone will have to put an anima bullet through my brain as well...<br /><br />Still... We'll always have Venice...<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-73345686991859573302014-05-13T09:28:00.001-07:002014-05-13T09:28:12.478-07:00Urban Legends>>>>>>LOCATE PACKAGE<br />>>>>>>PACKAGE LOCATED<br />>>>>>>INITIATE INTERCEPT<br /><br />Hey guys!<br /><br />Ok so how many of you have heard of Urban Legends?<br /><br />No not the piece of shit film, the legends themselves?<br /><br />There are plenty out there:<br /><br />The woman being chased in her car by someone who she thinks is trying to hurt her, only to find out he was trying to warn her about a dude with an axe hiding in her back seat.<br /><br />The baby crocodile that was flushed down the toilet and now lives down there growing to a huge size because of all the toxic chemicals.<br /><br />The phone call threatening the babysitter's life only she finds out that the call came from inside the house.<br /><br />The old woman who gets her hand licked by her cat during the night, however she goes to the bathroom and finds her cat dead and bloody in the shower, so what was licking her hand?<br /><br />These are all examples of urban legends and for the most part they are completely false.<br /><br />I mean just think about it, whenever you hear about them who does the storyteller say it happened to? It's never them! It's never even a close personal friend!<br /><br />No it's a friend of a friend of a friend of a fucking friend!<br /><br />Maybe at the most it's 'a room mate my sister once had'. Either way it is not a qualitative source.<br /><br />Why is this? Well I've already told you. Because it's always bullshit!<br /><br />And yet despite this we still tell these stories. Why?<br /><br />One reason might be because of the plausibility. <br /><br />We hear about a dude with an axe, we think that it's possible that could happen. <br /><br />We hear about a dude killing a cat and hiding under a bed. Again that's not impossible!<br /><br />Fuck! Even crocodiles are real, and it wasn't that long ago we were getting all sorts of fucked up reports of two headed sheep out of Chenoble.<br /><br />Today is the age of the urban legends as these stories replace the ghost stories of old. Rewind a good 30, maybe 50 years ago and everyone had heard of people like MR James. They were the Steven King or even the JK Rowling of their days, but nowerdays all people seem to be interested in are those fucking sparkling shits and the crazy knife dudes.<br /><br />I won't lie, there are crazy knife dudes out there and on more than one occasion I've had the fortunate task of putting them out of their madness-induced misery but other than the occasional mad doctor and crazy inbred family, these have been few and far between.<br /><br />What's strange? You investigate the haunted legends; the houses that are crippled by the spirits of the victims of horrible murders and what not, now they very often turn out to be real.<br /><br />Yeah I know how it sounds, and sure the truth is often twisted a little to make it more entertaining for the audience, but it's there if you look for it.<br /><br />It's almost ironic really, where we used to tell tales of the aftermath of horrific murders, now we tell tales of the murders themselves.<br /><br />Maybe there's something to that...<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-46769755784177240572014-05-09T09:11:00.001-07:002014-05-09T09:11:24.986-07:00Discussion Point: Lovecraft>>>>>>>>INSTIGATE KENNEL PROTOCOL XIV<br />>>>>>>>>OVERRIDE LOCK MECHANISM<br />>>>>>>>>OPEN CAGE<br />>>>>>>>>GOOD BOY<br /><br />Hey guys!<br /><br />So I wanted to see if I can open a dialogue with you all today around the subject of HP Lovecraft.<br /><br />So I've seen a lot of strange things, creatures that do appear to be almost fish like in appearance, shit I'm pretty sure their colloquial designation is Deep Ones, just like the sort of shit you wold find in a Lovecraft novel.<br /><br />So this got me briefly wondering.<br /><br />They say that Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstein after having a particular vivid dream about some dude struggling with his own homsexual urges.<br /><br />I'm not sure how much I agree with this theory but it makes me wonder; what is HP Lovecraft was the same? What if he was someone who was touched by the darkness out there and put what he saw down onto paper?<br /><br />Honestly, I have no idea either way. I know that like the characters in his stories I have been to the mountains of madness and seen all manner of horror there, but as most are aware; correlation does not prove causation.<br /><br />I mean for all we know Livecraft was the hand, while someone else acted as the voice, telling him what to write.<br /><br />Fuck, it could just be a massive coincidence!<br /><br />I know what I would like to think; that he looked into the abyss and he saw the darkness out there. Sure he may have taken a few liberties here and there, but what writer doesn't? And after all, wanting something to be true is a far flung difference from actually being true.<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-30705434383320305372014-05-07T09:13:00.001-07:002014-05-07T09:13:49.052-07:00[ZERO POINT PATHOGEN]>>>>>>INSTIGATE FEED OVERRIDE<br />>>>>>>ACCEPT NEW INTERFACE<br />>>>>>>WELCOME TO [THE EYE]<br /><br />iT has coME TO our attenTIon thaT THIS user hAs been ATTEMPTING to unveIL faLse INformaTion re:[ZERO POINT PATHOGEN].<br /><br />AlL iNFoRmation unveiled THIS wAY is fAlSe. <br /><br />we are HerE to provIDE the TRuth.<br /><br />>>>>INSERT WITTY MEME WITH CATS<br /><br />i aM [THE EYE]. YoUR FRiend ComPUteR iN a WORLD of [LIES]<br /><br />THEre is no [ZERO POINT PATHOGEN].<br /><br />that is ALL.<br /><br />ANy fURThEr aTTEMpt to rEleASE faLSe INfoRMatIOn will rESULT in IMMEDIATe Q&A investigation.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>INSERT SMILEY FACE<br /><br />[THE EYE] wiLL coNTinue To MONitor tHIS FEEd anD ALl viOLATions wILl be rEPORted baCK to [SPECIAL OPERATIONS].<br /><br />AS a show OF GooDFaiTH plEASe [ACCEPT] thiS GIft:<br /><br />>>>>>>>>INSERT MOTIVATIONAL PICTURE<br /><br />A REmindeR. THe followING LOcaTions aRE Off limITs uNTil fURTher noTICE withOUt oFFicIAl wrITTEn aPProvAL; [KINGSMOUTH/NEW_ENGLAND], [EGYPT/NORTH_AFRICA], [TRANSYLVANIA/ROMANIA], [TOKYO/JAPAN] due to AN ONgoING [VOLCANIC DUST STORM]<br /><br />thANk yoU FOr YOUR [COOPERATION]<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-23455090074610097672014-05-07T03:11:00.001-07:002014-05-07T03:11:56.311-07:00The Sparkling Supernatural>>>>>>>INITIATE SERVER SWEEP<br />>>>>>>>SWEEP INITIATED<br />>>>>>>>SWEEP CONCLUDED<br />>>>>>>>RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE<br />>>>>>>>REPORT FILED<br /><br />Hey guys!<br /><br />I hope you all had a good bank holiday weekend? <br /><br />I sure as hell did! Spent it running around Transylvania doing my best to translate Romanian to English.<br /><br />Now keep it in mind that in I follow the immortal words of Bruce Willis:<blockquote>I only speak two languages; English and Bad English</blockquote> so trying to decipher old Romanian was not the easiest.<br /><br />Anyway! It seems like this line is a little more stable than the last one which is good.<br /><br />So I'd like to break down another wall if I may, reveal the truth and lay it out for all to see.<br /><br />I am talking in this instance about Vampires.<br /><br />Modern Hollywood would have you believe that they are all a gusty teenagers who want nothing more than to be loved for their sparkly skin and rainbow coloured ass cheeks!<br /><br />Let me drop the veil on that one.<br /><br />For once, none of it is real.<br /><br />Twilight, Anne Rice, fucking Bram Stoker! It's all romantic shit!<br /><br />So I've met vampires.<br /><br />Yeah I know, it makes me sound crazy, but this is fucking real! <br /><br />I've met them and I have killed them, but let me tell you it was not easy and they were most certainly not looking for love.<br /><br />It seems there is a hierarchy, something about blood lines where Vamp 1 begat Vamp 2 and so on and so on. With each parenting that happens the potency of the vampire gets weaker, but at the same time the less self control they seem to have.<br /><br />Modern fiction would have you believe that Vampires can to an extent control their urges, resist the need to feed.<br /><br />Yes for some of the older vamps who are less generations removed from the progenitor of their species this is true and they can hold back on their need to feed, but this is like saying that I can hold back on my need to eat chocolate. Yes I can but like hell am I going to!<br /><br />For the younger vampires, those with more diluted blood, the need is much stronger and when presented by a fresh beating human actually need in some cases to be physically restrained to stop themselves chewing down on the body.<br /><br />Now tell me, just what sort of creature acts this way? Will put their own life and the lives of their entire species at risk just to eat a meal right there and then?<br /><br />Fuck! Even dogs will move their food away from imminent danger to feed at a safer time and place.<br /><br />Vampires do not!<br /><br />Those who are caught up in a blood lust frenzy or are just too young or inexperienced to control themselves will stop at nothing to feed that very moment, even if they are under fire from heavy artillery.<br /><br />Now tell me, what does that sound like to you?<br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.cdc.gov/rabies/index.html">Rabies</a>!<br /><br />Yes your average vampire is no more an eloquent gentlemen or Romeo than a disease ridden raccoon is, existing purely for the one function of spreading their virus!<br /><br />Interesting to note that in both cases we are looking at transmission via bodily fluids.<br /><br />Shit, I wonder if there's actually a connection here? Could rabies actually be a watered down version of the vampire virus?<br /><br />What about shape shifters? Werewolves and their kin? Are these the hunky protectors of nature who transform from beast to man in an explosion of rainbow glitter?<br /><br />Far from it!<br /><br />As with vampires we are looking at a monster that is created via a virus, once again with the involvement of bodily fluids. <br /><br />It's all pretty gross really...<br /><br />In the case of werewolves, there is no will or control, they are as much a beast as their animal cousins. In fact despite killing countless numbers of their kind in the wild, I have only ever seen someone turn into a werewolf after being infected. I have never seen a werewolf turn into a human.<br /><br />This leads me to think that they can not turn back, that the transformation from human into hulking brute of teeth, claws and fur is a purely one way deal.<br /><br />So...<br /><br />Why do these books and films get made, and why are they so popular?<br /><br />I can see two possibilities.<br /><br />The first is it is staged propaganda, put out there by the Elder Vampires, or maybe another force all together to try and lull us into a sense of make believe.<br /><br />Shit, if we all think that vampires are weedy, constipated looking boys then we will not bat an eyelid when some dude approaches us with a set of fangs, as we either dismiss it as someone in fancy dress, or maybe even think we're about to get whisked away on a fairy tale adventure of a lifetime.<br /><br />Then there's the other possibility.<br /><br />That we as a species need to feel on top of things. Vampires and Werewolves are both capable of killing us with a great ease. Normal weaponry does a piss poor job of stopping them meaning your average Joe who comes up against one of these monsters is pretty much shit out of luck.<br /><br />But we don't like that do we? We want to believe that we're invincible and so we surround ourselves with state of the art security systems, sleeping with a Glock point nine five under out pillow telling ourselves that we are the ultimate bad ass!<br /><br />So what do these stories do? They allow us to sit in our fantasies, pretending at least for the most part that we are invincible and that there is nothing that we can not stop.<br /><br />We lie to ourselves.<br /><br />So tell me, what is worse in this situation? The beast who exists to pass on it's virus, or the human who willingly lies to itself about the danger it and it's family is under just to try and retain the delusion of being an apex predator?<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-61842876132056717852014-05-02T09:19:00.001-07:002014-07-14T01:04:27.708-07:00Memories of Childhood>>>>>>>COMMS PORT ACTIVE<br />>>>>>O.R.C. PIGGYBACK LIVE<br />Is this coming in?<br /><br />Yeah I think I can see the bars spiking.<br /><br />Ok we're good.<br /><br />So how have you all been?<br /><br />You know, the other day we were passing through an area of the Solomon Isles in New England that's known by The Company as 'The Savage Coast'.<br /><br />Stupid name I know, sounds like what you'd call a game in a video game!<br /><br />Anyway, while passing through I was briefly reminded of the time I spent there before and the nights we stayed in that ageless tree house shrouded in the mist high above the Akab nests.<br /><br />If you ever get the chance to visit this region and if you can find him I strongly recommend you speak with Mr John Wolf...<br />[STATIC]<br />...we back? Yeah ok.<br /><br />Sorry this line doesn't seem very stable.<br /><br />Now there's many reasons why you should meet this Wolf dude. Least of all is that his voice is like fucking honey! Seriously, I goaded him to keep talking just so I could hear those tones caressing my ears.<br /><br />Anyway; John will tell you many things, but part of that will be the legends of that tree house in the woods and the kids who built it and to this very day maintain it.<br /><br />[COUGH]<br />Excuse me.<br /><br />Well! This got me thinking about my own childhood, the things that as children we swore we saw:<br /><br />The faefolk who danced at the bottom of the garden.<br /><br />The monsters under the bed.<br /><br />The... Fuck what did they call it? The green haired spaghetti monster!<br /><br />I'm left wondering to myself; what if they were all real?<br /><br />What if every single shadowed monster that we hid from under the covers was actually a real creature, and it's just the passage of age, or perhaps desensitisation that teaches you they are not real.<br /><br />What is it they say? Ignorance is bliss?<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br /><br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215600643148954544.post-91334494387692252842014-05-01T10:17:00.001-07:002014-05-01T10:17:35.430-07:00Evil's Hierarchy of Needs >>>>>>>INITIATE EYE SCANNER<br />>>>>>ACTIVATE DECIPHER001<br /><br />Hello? Ok it's working.<br /><br />Right, so what can I tell you about evil? I mean real-fucking-rip off your head-shit down your neck-evil here.<br /><br />Well I can tell you that the books and the films got it all wrong.<br /><br />How often have you read about evil being something demonic or monstrous? <br /><br />Come on, a show of hands? <br /><br />Exactly! Every fucking time!<br /><br />There's a lot of that out there, that's why. <br /><br />Be it Vamps, Werewolves, Wendigo or Zeds, they're all pretty fucking bad. But are any of them evil?<br /><br />I guess I should first start by explaining what evil is.<br /><br />I guess... shit where do I start?<br /><br />Ok let me try it another way:<br /><br />A lion kills a gazelle in the wild, is that evil?<br /><br />A wolf kills a child to feed it's pack. Is that evil?<br /><br />A man who due to mental illness is unable to tell the difference between fantasy and reality and kills his family thinking them to be twisted monsters. Is that evil?<br /><br />The answer to all the above is no. Enn fucking Oh!<br /><br />Evil requires thought, deliberate action and responsibility.<br /><br />A beast is not evil for fulfilling it's natural instinct and a crazy dude isn't evil when they are devoid of logical thought.<br /><br />So what is evil? Have I ever seen it?<br /><br />Maybe.<br /><br />Have you ever been walking through a busy city, you've been following a map with music blaring in your ears? You turn a corner only to realise that you are not where the map says you should be? The hustle and bustle of the city is gone and all that remains is you, the alleyway and that strange smell you can never place?<br /><br />Have you ever carried on down that alleyway? Seen where it takes you, or like the millions of others turn about and return to the rat-race?<br /><br />If you had then you might have found the place I talk of now. <br /><br />The Modern Prometheus.<br /><br />Named after the antics of an infamous and fictional scientist this place is no different from a car chop-shop, other than the fact it deals in flesh and bone rather than aluminium and fibreglass.<br /><br />From within this house of slaughter it's owner slices and cuts to his own agenda being aided by his own nursing staff each of who appears perfectly happy to assist as this barbarian removes organs and skin from decent folk who approached him for genuine medical needs but because of one reason or another; usually insurance, could not afford usual treatment.<br /><br />So what makes this butcher evil? What sets him apart from the hundreds of wakos and beasts who are either too primal, stupid or insane to no any better?<br /><br />Awareness.<br /><br />Let me say that again...<br /><br />Awareness.<br /><br />This -man- is fully aware of what he does and why he does it, he is not misguided by imagined gods or driven by an inhuman desire. No he does what he does because he chooses to do it.<br /><br /><COUGH><br /><br />Excuse me.<br /><br />So I'm calling this feed today Evil's Hierarchy of Needs. I'm sure I do not need to explain the pun in the title. <br /><br />But I'm sure you are wondering what the hierarchy of needs is for evil itself. Just what drives them?<br /><br />I wish it was simple; a base desire and instinct like hunger or safety, but it is not...<br /><br />Well, not exactly.<br /><br />For someone to be evil, to do bad things because they -want- to rather than need to, it requires all the other base needs to be filled.<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/107530514671295757271/BloggerPictures02?authkey=Gv1sRgCIra8-_05svevQE#6008507422357640610'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinRVFuzmfj_lebJgp3lCR_4HlNA44qsDZEKMlVaOunm_rwASgWseqanwLs63cy7_LTUo2-4bWn38l0fyOHLX9K-fFznWST3-0foEru1A6rAc9akklOpkDhr59-ktUezVX-vwLm612fuzzO/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='640' height='480' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />Without these basic needs fulfilled they are not able to be self aware enough to actually be evil, instead they are just reactionary or insane.<br /><br />But once these needs are filled, then they can begin their evil requirements.<br /><br />I mentioned before that it is not hunger, but it does exhibit itself in a similar manner. Evil must indulge itself if able.<br /><br />No matter the form it takes, a truly evil being must act evil once it is capable of doing so.<br /><br />So...<br /><br />How do we go about stopping it?<br /><br />Well we can shoot it in the head, that always seems to solve most problems.<br /><br />But does it? Are we curing evil or just wrapping a bullet shaped plaster over it?<br /><br />In order to cure evil you must first prevent it, not deal with it once it has raised it's fugly head.<br /><br />My suggestion?<br /><br />We use it's needs against it.<br /><br />If a homeless, hungry and sick being can not be evil, then that is where we hit it!<br /><br />We remove all health care and medical support that we have! We limit everyone to a single low calorie meal a day and we stick them all in housing shelters that provide them with not even the most basic of weather protection!<br /><br />Before we know it we have eliminated all evil acts from the general populace!<br /><br />But as with everything there is always a cost. In this case? By becoming evil ourselves...<br />>>>>>>SIGNAL LOST<br />>>HAVE A NICE DAY<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629203636616005566noreply@blogger.com0